more bout them yankees
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond on Boston Common when one is
attacked
> by a vicious Rottweiler.
> Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick
> and managed to wedge it down the dog's collar and
> twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping
> its attack.
> A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and
> rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bruins Fan
> Saves Friend from Vicious animal...."he starts writing
> in his notebook.
> "But I'm not a Bruins fan," the little hero replied.
> "Sorry, since we're in Boston, I just assumed you
> were," said the reporter and starts again.
> "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack,..."
> he continued writing in his notebook.
> "I'm not a Red Sox fan either!". the boy said.
> "I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the
> Bruins or the Red Sox.
> So what team DO you root for?" the reporter asked.
> "I'm a Yankees fan!", the child beamed.
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
> writes, "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved
> Family Pet."