A new Slapping List....

My mum for saying I'm fat

my boyfreind for squeezing my ass really hard and saying "god,you have a nice ass".it was sweet in a weird kinda way

*thwacks phoe's mom* 😠 !

*tickles yerss*

that's better 🙂

phoe why did your mum say you were fat?thats just mean!my mum always ays i need to put on weight which is just as mean

my mum is a perfectionist

she sounds like it!is she nice though?

yeh, she just thinks her life was ruined thru being overweight, so she doesnt want mine to be ruined. although she is a size 20/22 and I'm a size 12/14

ok... what are those seizes exactly in european orso?

well, still: no nice!

thats not that bad what is she fussin about!i wish i was bigger.im tall but im only a size 6!yikes!im 5foot 2"

I'm 5 foot 10 inches

*jumps up and down*

why?

he's taken jumping pills😛

jumping beans!

because you haven't answered my question yet!

god phoe your tall aint ya!well tall is good so sorted!im a lot younger then you so i suppose im just above average height for my age.

and your age is😛

I'm abnormal. my best mate is 5 foot 3 and she's not short for our age. mesa 17