If I ruled the world
Reality shows would consist of a group of people put on another planet, with nothing but a hand gun, and they would have to kill everyone else, eat the people they kill, and survive on the planet for 1 months. They would then be given 1 million dollars for their troubles. There would only be one of these shows, since there is no reason to have multiples of the same show like there is now.
Prostitution would be legal, and actually promoted.
Sex would be manditory if you are in a relationship, unless both parties agree they don't want it.
The person who made The Real Cancoon would be executed.
I would ban remakes forever, unless i say otherwise to a specific one.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be manditorily shown in every theater forever.
Protestors would be executed, especially if they are fat ugly women blocking traffic.
George Bush would be my Jester
Dangerous deadly drugs would be legalized and promoted, so that the idiots who abuse them would die off, the world is overpopulated anyways.
If you are convicted of murder, your punishment is to be put in a room with the family members of the victim for 3 hours, and they can do whatever they want to you.
Rapists would have a bowling pin inserted into their ass for the rest of their life, untill they kill themselve from the pain. If they don't kill themselves, a larger, rougher object would be shoved into their ass untill they do kill themselves.
Selma Hayak, Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, and Monica Bellucci would be my sex slaves.
That is all for now...