My mom just got these two new kittens, and as I was sitting at my computer, one of the damn things climbed up my leg using their claws!!!! ๐ Now I have huge scratches all over my legs and there is blood all over!!! ๐ I'm gonna shoot these little f*ckers!!!! ๐
LAN
LanceWinduSenior Member
I hate when little bggers climb up my leg when on the computer, the baby likes to grab my leg hairs and pull for all she has...I swear I have a bald spot now...it hurts...
* grabs shot gun to shoot kittens *
LIN
LindsIsTightKALL GROWN UP NOW =)
-looks at blood running down legs- ๐ Give me the damn gun!!!
LAN
LanceWinduSenior Member
* hands it over *
LIN
LindsIsTightKALL GROWN UP NOW =)
-gets her shotgun ready and starts to seek out the kittens- ๐
NIV
NivvyDaily Spleen
* Steps outta the way *
CHI
ChinaNikiDancing Queen
you're such a wimp๐
my cat used to wrestle with my arm which meant bites and scratches. i'll tell you getting blood drawn is nothing after that.๐
NIV
NivvyDaily Spleen
Eeeee... I hate standing up, and my cat's on my lap.... And she sinks her claws in and just hangs there.
Then i thrash about and she's stuck there, like cat undies or something on the outside of my shorts or whatever. Evil cats.......
CHI
ChinaNikiDancing Queen
you just gotta keep their claws trimmed and then it doesn't hurt as bad
LAN
LanceWinduSenior Member
Or have the claws permanently removed.
CHI
ChinaNikiDancing Queen
that is not generally good for the cat. it can cause problems in their ability to walk, not to mention it takes away their best defense mechanism.
NIV
NivvyDaily Spleen
Nah, i can't be assed cutting her nails or anything. Gotta trim my own nails let alone my cat's claws.... Too much work. Lol
LAN
LanceWinduSenior Member
Lazy....well so am I.
YER
yerssotSenior Member
I wonder how cat tastes like
NIV
NivvyDaily Spleen
Probably like furry chicken.
LAN
LanceWinduSenior Member
No...you're supposed to shave the pussy before eating it.
BAC
BackFire349Blood. It's nature's lube
Thats why i will never have a cat. Dogs kick their ass.
NIV
NivvyDaily Spleen
๐ Windy !!!
LAN
LanceWinduSenior Member
What did I do? ๐
NIV
NivvyDaily Spleen
Originally posted by LanceWindu No...you're supposed to shave the pussy before eating it.