Bad Kitty Kitty Vs. Lindsay

?????? ok????????

Yeah, just pointing out the faulty logic of the bible.

i never heard that before...you sure?

No, I'm exagerating as usual. However, something I am sure of is that masterbating is a hell worthy sin. That is equally ridiculous.

doesnt matter what you do, as long as you confess.

Which is also stupid. So you confess a murder and are automatically forgiven, but if you masterbate and don't confess, you are sent to hell..

More faulty logic from the all mighty god.

well, the way it works is you have to confess, beg forgiveness and accept god as your personal savior. then you go to heaven.

so a murderer who confess and beg's forgiveness and takes god as his personal savior will go to heaven. When a guy who sits in his house masterbating all day, not hurting a soul, goes to hell.

Wow, such wonderfully practical and logical rules. Really makes me want to believe in that god.

well, i believe in him...you believe what you want...free will, baby!!!! so what happens when we die?

How the hell should i know. No one knows that, despite what some pretentious liars may say. I seriously doubt that i will go to hell for masterbating though, while murderers who confessed go to heaven.

well, thats the way it is supposed to work...i didnt write the bible, i just go by it.

I believe that if there is a god, if you are generally a good person, you will be rewarded by going to heaven. I seriously don't think he's going to gnitpick over touching your peepee

This is what I discovered. I think when we die we are gone. Done. R.I.P. So, that is why you have to have as much fun as possible now and make heaven a place on earth. War is hell. Party is heaven.

thats what most likely happens.

Do you like freedom? Well, thank a Vet. Then party.

whoa whoa whoa..what the hell happened in here??!!!

live every day like its ur last 🍺

very nice 😄

I want a spanking right now!

*looks for bkk* 😖hifty: