Phoe's amusing sayings...

... I will not dare to ask...

good boy!
*gives cookie*

What kind of cookie?

chocolate chipped

mmm...

Got milk?

and the white moustache?

I need no moustache! I've got COOKIES!!!
*chokes on a cookie*

*waits* 😈

*cough* Waits? *hack* For what? *wheeze*

to see if pigs are flying

Well, don't stare at 'em if they do... They might get the urge to fly around above you and... you know!

and then they will get eaten alive?

No, I like medium rare.
Actually, i don't know what that means...

No, they'll be pervy hobbit-fanciers...

still eatable, I take?

Maybe... If you like pigs.

Oink oink.
Don't even think about it, Yerssot!

*gets knife and fork ready*
*innocent look*
what?

You're not really gonna...? 😘

what? I'm hungry! 🙁

Just don't get all in the mud...