If you want to be the true psycho, you will need to create another username with a whole new persona and either fight yourself and/or call them your girlfriend/boyfriend, or you could say you are getting engaged...crap like that
Of course you would then have to change you title under your name to Tired's Wife and "insert name here" 's Husband
Or Boyfriend or Girlfriend
Yes it was tough to get back, I had to travel through fire . . . and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth.
Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
Darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as a life age of Earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done.