101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy (THE END)

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101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy (THE END)

91 – You never miss a sexual experience because you’ll feel like a slut afterwards
92 – You think kicking a little dog is funny.
93 – If something doesn’t work you just slam it or shake it a little and it works
94 – Shoes don’t hurt your feet
95 – Porno flicks are designed for you
96 - You don’t have to remember anniversaries or birthdays
97 – You don’t have to like someone in order to have sex with them
98 – You don’t get yeast infections.
99 - Baywatch
100 – With 400 sperms per squirt you could double the world’s populatiom .
101 – There’s women willing to please your lazy ass.

Eh brag all u want...if i could take a piss standing up id think i was god too, 🙄

Hehehehe I can't wait to see what Kes'll say

😂 neither can i, u kno she wont let u get away with some of those 😂 I disagree with 97, or at least i dont conform to that rule 😕

Yeah, she's probably lying in some in order to prove me wrong but I don't care, it's all in the name of fun.

✅ I agree but shell still wanna prove u wrong, but i like the fact that men donating speam get 500 bucks but women donating eggs get more than 1,000 dollars for each egg

well yeah because it's harder to extract the egg but we can donate sperm every 24 hours.

Re: 101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy (THE END)

Originally posted by pablo007
91 – You never miss a sexual experience because you’ll feel like a slut afterwards
92 – You think kicking a little dog is funny.
93 – If something doesn’t work you just slam it or shake it a little and it works
94 – Shoes don’t hurt your feet
95 – Porno flicks are designed for you
96 - You don’t have to remember anniversaries or birthdays
97 – You don’t have to like someone in order to have sex with them
98 – You don’t get yeast infections.
99 - Baywatch
100 – With 400 sperms per squirt you could double the world’s populatiom .
101 – There’s women willing to please your lazy ass.

91. Feel like a slut? I just wanna get laid 😛
92. Thats not a men/women thinks, its liking/disliking animals.
93. Indeed 😄
94. I wear tennis 😉
95. There are porn flicks for women. Plus any movie with David Duchovny is enough for me (even zoolander)
96. I always forget. I even forget mine.
97. Same with women...most just prefer that way 😉
98. yeast infection?
99. Hmmm JD, Cody 😄
100. Not with out a women.
101. I'll bet there are men who please lazy women. At least I hope so 😕

😂 Right on time kes!

hahaha I PM'd her

Yeh I just got back and this is a new thread so it would have taken me a bit to see it.

😂 thats cheating