Hi

But the Belgians buy us beer. 😂

And after that some wafles and 'French' fries perhaps?

Yes, please! Fries with tartar sauce please.

Tartare? Boy, you really got to go to Belgium!! You must go to Leuven and by your fries there with mayonaise! If you aren't used of eating real fries you'll be sick for 20 minutes but it's worth it!

USed? Didn't you know that on average the Dutch eat more fries than the Belgians, despite your reputation of being the biggest fries eaters?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Our pride stolen by the Dutch!!!

Don't worry, our little secret. We'll still give you the credit, what else must we do with our Belgian-and-fries jokes? 😂

Could you tell some of those jokes? I know dumb Belgian jokes but no fries-jokes.

Oh but they're really lame. Your Dutch jokes are usually better.

There's the old joke of why there are always huge piles of fries at the bus stop in Belgium. You have to show it, but the answer is: What time does the bus come? And then you look at your watch turning your hand upside down, signifying two things: Belgians are dumb and they always have fries in their hands.

But we must face facts that Belgians are more eloquent than Dutch and more relaxed. So when is Flanders finally going to (re)join Holland? Something I really look forward to. 😄

When we catch up with eating french-fries.
We do our best but you guys got to slow down!!!
You're right the joke wasn't of a high quality.
I myself know some better jokes about the Dutch. 😎 🙂 😉

Tell them! Tell them!

ok:

How many Dutch are necessary to put a lamp up?
2: one to hold the lamp and the other to turn the person holding the lamp

When do Dutch people fly to the sun?
At night, so they don't get burnt

There are a LOT of these jokes, and the Dutch steal them and make them witch Belgians in it, YES queeq it is true!!!

I think it's the other way around. Belgians are supposed to be dumb and Dutch stingy. We all know that. So slap us some stingy Dutchman jokes. Those are the good ones.

He can't afford their rates to appear in the jokes, see...

😂

I don't want to offend those Dutchman!

Too late! 😂

I'm pretty sure you already offended them. 🤣

But keep it a secret, ok??

Yerssot its a secret as long as you say its a secret!