chriscraft707
Junior Member
juggernaut wins
here's how...
after arduously searching for bruce banner on the internet, i befriend him and gain his trust. After gaining his confidence i meet him several times in a local bar at which we discuss baseball, gamma mutation and interracial pornography. One night i slip the unsuspecting Banner an INCREDIBLE amount of ecstacy, or any suitable narcotic. Only a few minutes later the usually intelligent Banner is groping my crotch and drooling in the general direction of my genitals. I drive the intoxicated Banner to a secluded location where i've pre-arranged a meeting with the infamous UNSTOPPABLE Juggernaut. I ask Juggernaut to remove his helmet, which reveals his fashionable skull-cap. I ask him to remove that too. The respectably INTELLIGENT Juggernaut willing heads my commands. Suddenly (and without warning) i produce a large plasma rifle and fire it point blank at Juggernauts face/head. After sharing a good laugh, the unscathed, god of rage accidentally steps into a smelly pile of goo which was once Banner's head. Banner/Hulk is dead.
In a fist fight Juggernaut wins
Helmet only protects from mental attacks
Juggernaut cannot be killed
Once in motion, the Juggernaut cannot be stopped
Not matter how far the Hulk throws Juggernaut, he will come back, and he will, just like the denotation of his moniker defines, trample the Hulk
I'm not saying the Juggernaut is the ultimate being...just that the Hulk can't beat him. I don't care what's happened in the past, the Juggernaut has only been beat down and victimized by the writers' underrating. I don't make the rules...they do, so I wonder why can't they stick by them?