I would be Jedi Master Dude. I would go around with a punk additude b****slappin you guys into the next millenium with my yellow-brown-green-skintone all slapped together into a big sloppy mess of a color lightsaber. I would have flower power and eccentric judgement. My two weapons would be Fear, surprise, and an unnatural devotion to the pope. Sorry, my three weapons would be...