Caddyshack lines

say ur fav lines from caddy shack ok ill say one short one

WOW u made all of them except that one thats incrediabl.-danny

thankuverylilttel- carl

Do you use drugs danny?
Everday
Then whats the problem?

I want a hamburger and some french fries and a corn dog, no a hot dog.
YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I luv that line 😂

OOO u wore green so u could hide from me... but u cant hide cause URATRAMP oooo that was a good one-carl

Hold up ladies i got a salumie i got to hide-carl

i thought i told u to cut the long grass on the number 13 tee

i was unavoidable detained-carl

LMAO those r some classic lines

the ultimate line is delivered by the great Rodney Dangerfield himself at the end of the movie:"Hey everybody, we're all going to get laid!" Sheer genius

shit! dammit! shit! farts! double farts! -spalding in the background

oh he got all a that one - carl

no the best line by rodney dangerfeld was this one

oo naked lady tees. giv me a box of those giv me two of those 3 of those 1 one those . oo this is the worst hat i ever seen.. what you buy a hat like this and u get a free bowel of soup... ooo it looks good on you though *makes funny* 😂

or this line

This place is restricted Wang so dont tell them your Jewish

oo hey this is my friend Mr. Wang... No offense

i bet you a 100 bucks you slice it in the woods- rodney

Gambeling is illegal at bushwood sir. annddd ii never sliiccee.- the judge

*hits and slices*

DAMN- the judge

Ok you can owe me- rodney

I OWE YOU NOTHING- The judge

Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. - Ty Webb

I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first. - Ty Webb

HEY WHITEY, Where's your hat? - Al Czervik

"It's a Kentucky bluegrass hybrid... you can play 36 holes on it, and get stoned to bejeezus afterword."
-Carl the groundskeeper

"I like you Betty."
"Danny, sir."
"...Danny."
Ty Webb & Danny Noonan

"I like... skinny skiing... going to bullfights on acid... I bet you've got a lot of real nice ties. You wanna tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?"
-Lacey Underalls

"So we finish with the round, and the Dalhi's gonna stiff me. So I say... 'Hey... Lama, what about somehting... you know, for the effort?' And he says 'Oh, there won't be any money. But on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me... which is nice."
-Carl again.

CINDERELLA STORY !

"What does the sign say?"
"No bare feet"

Lou- NO WHATS THAT SIGN SAY?

No FIghting

WHATS IT MEAN- LOU

No fighting.

Whats that candy wrapper doing there? - lou kid- shrugs shoulders. WELL DONT U SEE IT PICK IT UP-Lou

Now on other news Mitch Comestine died last weak of a sever anxity attack. so the caddy scholarship is open once again-Lou

kid- I heard he swallowed his vomit while taken a test.

Well what ever the cause he was a good kid and a good caddy-lou

some kid- he was a brown nose lou u hated him

shutup-lou

Well if ur intrested in the caddy scholorship i suggest talking to judge smayells.-lou

Anndd Kisss his ass.-kid

that would help- lou

I smell varmen poo tang,,, and the only good vamen poo tang is dead varmen poo tang.- carl

FREEZE GOFFER- carl *shoots and hits lamp*

I want a hamburger no a cheesburger i want a hot dog i want patatoe chips i want a milk shake an YOULL GET OTHING AND LIKE IT- judge

Ty (to Carl): "Got a pond...got a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you."

😂 classic

DIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (In the pool)

its doody 😛

Whatever.

O god im playing the worst game of my life.-Al

yea dont worry ur not ur not urnotgood u suck.-Ty