Nightly Ritual

So me and my best friend Ken, the guy I live with, we share a two bedroom condo and we are basically heterosexual life mates, we were in Yosemite National Park about eleven years ago camping and hiking with my dad and sister and sister's boyfriend (now husband) Ryan. So Ken and I were hiking up ahead of everyone since we were faster and we started trying to come up with names for our band if we had one. At the time, neither of us played any sort of instrument so it was just all hypothetical joke stuff like 'the flaming leotards' or 'the funky goodness' and then I said 'damn, I'm a tired hiker.' And BAMM!! It hit us like a train!! THE TIRED HIKERS. Then, nine years later we picked up some instruments and learned to play. Me, my friend B-Loose, and Ken started the Tired Hikers and we jammed in Loose's dad's studio for free for like a year until Loose moved to Humboldt. We also picked up another guy named Kenneth who was one on Ken's old room mates. He was in a band called Owen with his bro Zack. Well, they picked up Ken and me and we played a gig in a pumpkin patch in Fresno two days ago and we called ourselves 'Owen With Professor Dude And The Book Smart Grifters, Featuring Preston Rhino. It was tight. Now Linds, I think I've explained this story just as many times as you told me you were homeschool! 😛 😄 Who loves ya?!!

Originally posted by LindsIsTightK
oh my god I waited all that time just to hear you say that? 😒

😄

You've never once told me that story thanks 😛

And my goodness that is interesting, I was just expecting a short explanation and instead you wrote me a book

i just smoked a blunt

top that 😮‍💨

😮‍💨 no prob. I just took two fat b.r.'s and I'm about to take another one.

Originally posted by LindsIsTightK
You've never once told me that story thanks 😛

And my goodness that is interesting, I was just expecting a short explanation and instead you wrote me a book

Linds, I don't like your tone. If you do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a sautering iron. 😂

🤨

TH that wasn't very nice 🙁 ❌

Just kidding, that sautering iron deal was a line that Christopher Walken says to Kid Rock in Joe Dirt. I could never stab anyone with anything unless they were trying to rape me or something.

Sorry Linds. 🙁 Me and my room mate were just talking like Christopher Walken and it just came out.

LMAO!!!! Trying to rape you???? LMFAO!!!! 😂 🤣

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Linds, I don't like your tone. If you do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a sautering iron. 😂

christopher walkin is the illest

🤣

Originally posted by LindsIsTightK
LMAO!!!! Trying to rape you???? LMFAO!!!! 😂 🤣

hahahahahahahahahaha 😂 🤣 😂 hahahahahahahahahahaha

now THAT is comedy

like why would being raped come to his mind

hahaha

odd

very odd

Originally posted by Darth Hater
hahahahahahahahahaha 😂 🤣 😂 hahahahahahahahahahaha

now THAT is comedy

like why would being raped come to his mind

hahaha

odd

very odd

Well, I was trying to think about a reason why I would stab someone in the face with a suatering iron and rape was one of them. I don't understand why that is so odd. Would you just sit there and let them do it?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Well, I was trying to think about a reason why I would stab someone in the face with a suatering iron and rape was one of them. I don't understand why that is so odd. Would you just sit there and let them do it?

hahaha....

it's VERY odd because u thought about rape...

like why not...

i would only do it if somebody was tryin to kill me

hahaha,it gets funnier and funnier with each thought

OK somewhere along the way I got lost................

Originally posted by LindsIsTightK
OK somewhere along the way I got lost................

shoulda left a popcorn trail

ha ha very funny 🙄

Of course I'd stab someone in the face with a sautering iron if they tried to kill me, but that does not paint as interesting a picture as someone trying to rape me. I like to be different. No offense, I was just wondering why you thought it was odd. 😄

Originally posted by LindsIsTightK
ha ha very funny 🙄

indeed 😂

and,you are tight 🙄 🙄