ur ma ma is so

fat...she jumped out of a plane with a yellow suit on and everyone thought it was dooms day cause the sun was folling

she is so stupid she put her head in the micro wave to get a hot idea

ok add on

uh oh, classic momma joke comin...

Your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow, and skittles popped out. 😄

Your momma is so dumb she tried to spell her name with skittles

yo mama is so fat when she lays on the beach greenpeace tries to roll her back in the ocean.

Originally posted by 113
Your momma is so dumb she tried to spell her name with skittles

Yo momma soo fat her blood type is HERSHEY

Originally posted by 113
yo mama is so fat when she lays on the beach greenpeace tries to roll her back in the ocean.

lol 😱

Yo mama is so old she knew burger king when he was still a prince

Yo mother is so poor, she can't afford stuff.

Yo momma so fat..........after sex I roll over twice and I am still on her.

yo momma so fat ... she got in a monster truck & made it a lowrider

Your mother is so fat, she's in the upper risk category for heart disease.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your mother is so fat, she's in the upper risk category for heart disease.

😆

This is how doctors, at medical presentations, insult each other.

Here's mine:

yo momma so fat ... she got in a monster low rider & made it a truck.

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Yo momma's so fat.............the back of her neck looks like a pack of weenies.