<<T Hiker's palm reading thread>> *Come, sit. I'll tell your future!*

Don't be afaid, sit, sit down, give me your palm!

* Hands out palm *

*waits patiently*

ZzZzZ

Lance, you will control the fate of a small group of Hollywood midgets. It is up to you to find them jobs. You will need the help of the forgotten demon.

BKK, you will come to the aid of an old woman changing her oil. Do not eat the crab cakes she offers you. They are poisoned!!!

Are these midgets nude pornstars?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
BKK, you will come to the aid of an old woman changing her oil. Do not eat the crab cakes she offers you. They are poisoned!!!

Lance, I don't know ALL the answers. I just tell you what I see. If they were nude I'm sure I would have mentioned it.

*puts palm on table*

Bkk, the crab cake is forbidden.

Slayer . . .

yes. *jumps up and down excitedly.*

..uh..okay th..thanxs 😂

r u free?

. . . a kangaroo will approach you and offer you free movie tickets. Take them even if you do not like the movie printed on the ticket. It is best you don't offend this particular kangaroo.

Holds out hand.

*kangaroo comes and hands me a good boy movie tickets*. Wow th ur a natural! 😛

*waits in line behind BF*

Backfire! Move those dead bodies to another location. The police are on their way and they will search your closet! You have about 20 minutes.