the big picture

Wha??? US squirrels collect nuts for the winter, I was just sorting mine out...

YOU were the crude minded person who saw something else in that post, I was totally innocent...

Yes yes yes of course you were RC! 😠

I was, and don't you 😠 at me.... 😛 😛 😛

😉

Hey it's my post and I will 😠 if I want to!

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Woah!!!

*Backs away slowly...*

😠 😠 😠

**Get's redder and redder and redder, not realising she isn't actually breathing until she collapses on the floor**

Phew, luky escape there I think...

Great, now I will have to calm her down...

Didn't expect to see Queeq to start spouting such solepsistic claptrap.

Calm me down? CALM me down? I don't need calming down! I am perfectly calm. So calm infact that I am lying unconscious on the floor, not breathing, or have ypu failed to notice that! Hmmm? Calm me down indeed!

Sorry, I'm still blown away by what Queeq said; I wasn't aware he was a Sixth Former (if you know what I mean, Edna...)

Ok then, best do something... tragic though it is, it may just have to be the kiss of life...

(Approaches Edna)

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Oh Ush, it all falls to you, doesn't it?

Ohhhh, the responsibility... 🙄

Terrible, isn't it?

Can't really go on until Edna comments on it, though.

Edna bolts upright!

"What? hat happened? Why am I on the floor! Oh dear. Oh wellI seem to be fine now. Help me up soemone would you?"

Originally posted by Edna

You know I almost fel sorry for Tex now. Actually no Idon't think I do! To the bar it is!

You know I almost feel like helping Edna off the floor. Actually no I dont think I do! Off to the bar

Charming!

nothing personal, just payback for the I Jedi thred 🙄

(Holds out hand to help Edna off the floor).

Ok, that was predicatable, but there is no point being stupid just to be original.

hmmmmm, never seen the words 'stupid' and 'original' in the same sentence before. 🙄 😛 🙄 😛 🙄 😛

'Never write anything stupid just to be original'

Basic piece of advice to writers. With so much already done some people spend so much effort trying to make something new they forget that what they are writing is crap.