The KMC Amusement Park

That's right, the park is finally open, and it has all the rides, all the concessions, and all the... part-aa 🤘

Operate the rides yourself, and if you die, go to j lo... she's the nurse 😖hifty:

*runs off to the Texas Giant*

is this amusement park called assland? if it's not then i refuse to enter

sure, enter Assland...

WOOHOO! YES! Rides J-Lo's ass as his first ride

hey that's my ass to ride 😠

:😖neaks off with Ben Affleck::

*gets back on the coaster* c'mon i'm waiting

::rides the Ben-A-Coaster::
😉 😂

rides the *this amusement park sux coaster*

*works the hotdog stand* i hate my life 🙁 runs off and jumps on roller coaster!

Originally posted by h0ck3yh0rr0r
rides the *this amusement park sux coaster*

well then what would you suggest 🙄

*opens kissing booth* 😗

well GE isn't here right now 😖hifty:

jups in line! 😱

*Meets GE and leads her to the tunnel of love...*

Yay candy!

Originally posted by VallejoKid707
*Meets GE and leads her to the tunnel of love...*

wo buddy, that's my territory 😠 *shoots VK and tosses body in the water for the pirahna to eat* Teach you to steal my woman *jumps in the boat with GE and continues the ride* 😄 😛

*is open for business* 😖hifty:

*flies to heaven and stands and a cloud* oh well my dead body gets to go to j.lo now!

ummm alright 😖