Fat People In The Matrix

Started by spydar19823 pages

all while having a mouth full of cookies and mumbling "betcha didnt see that one comin"

Its true fat people in the matrix look!!!

http://www.pixar.com/theater/trailers/incredibles/index.html

well not actually. but the fx team on reloaded & revolutions uses something called RenderMan created by Pixar.

the Oracle is fat, isn't she? Her pod(hahaha) must be bigger than the others too

Originally posted by HexSintax
no the movie 'real world', and yeah, IT'S A MOVIE! believe it or not lol, we can talk all day and night about wheres the retards, midgets, fat-asses, transvestites, rat-people, mole-men, bearded-women, french-people, canadians, hippies, people w/ stigmata, french-people, 8ft-people, Yo-Ko-Zuno (dont know how to spell his name, but the fat chinese wrestler), and not to mention the scum of the earth: mullets, and french-people, in the matrix. but its just a movie, and in the Matrix world, those people dont exist because its a different time than now and well, we actually dont know what the REAL time is in The Matrix, but we'll soon find out 😄, me hopes.

My friend I laughed till I cried, then I laughed some more. BTW Yoko Zuno is japanese 😉

dnt know if it was covered by u highly amusing people but what about genetic obesity, children that are born fat becasue its written in their genes? Dunno if it would affect the 'grown' humans in the pods, but def would affect the children of zion!

Heheheh Fat Pods!!!- Classic!

the machines want uniformity, so i would see them rewriting genetic code to MAKE US conform...there are "Large people", but not OBESE...

thats a great idea Jedi, but i do believe because fat people have more FAT, they would generate more body heat, CAUSE THEYRE FAT, and produce more power for the machines

yeah hex thats what i was thinking too.. i was thinkin damn if i was a machine i would make everyone so insanely obsese that there would be no way for them to resist and fight back

but that is wasteful...that means you would have to feed them SO much more, and theres no guarantee that you will get all the energy you put into it...thin and lean is the way to be!!

Naw screw those ideas, they are mere cockaroaches smashed under the size "11 of my idea. I say make every orgasm in the matrix last at least 1 hr. Then cats wouldn't wanna fight back. Course no one would leave their rooms but...

..........................................................................................................................................................wow.

agreed...WOW...at least an hour...hmmm, that would kill people...

Yeah and the machines would need a whole lot of cigarettes, I don't even think a digital Costco would carry that much. If I was a machine I would make the matrix the funnest place in the.....world.... Pizza everyday (but the taste would never get old!!!) sex with hot chicks (hot fellas for the ladies & larry..... juusssstttttt kiddding....) carnivals, no school, no work with ***** ass bosses, starbursts with only the cherry flavor, perfectly warm showers, cities that look like a Neo Toyko and arcades filled with Sega games on every corner, no MTV, forums with out idiot newbs (just the idiot ones, not all im a newb myself), a DVD WITH FRIKIN EASTER EGGS, AND A HALF DECENT MATRIX GAME (FILM FOOTAGE NOT COUNTING)... that would make me say **** the real world...

wow...what a world there, spydar 🙂... you have it all planned out

indeed

dragon>> im looking at that image but i see nothing...... well except for matrix code...

spydar : don't wanna spoil the fun but I believe what you've said was like the first Matrix. Everything perfect. That's why people wouldn't accept the program. And free will.

i love that idea spydar, and i like your sig priestjim

priestjim>>> yeah but do they eat pizza everyday & have Newbless forums???!!!

spydar> i think its one of those "magic eye" things, but i can't tell "what, IT, is..."

Originally posted by Agent
the Oracle is fat, isn't she? Her pod(hahaha) must be bigger than the others too

the oracle doesnt have a pod