Mr. Phinney would like people to know...

Started by Ushgarak5 pages

(Opens mouth to warn Tex not to keep digging)

(Remembers that Tex probably WANTS it this way)

(Closes mouth)

Do you think he realises quite what he is getting himself into here? After all, he was not here for the whole transportation spell thing and Uush evil clone disasters! Not to mention my skeleton and I still haven't found Jinda!

Ohhh, I'm shaking in my boots!!!!! 🙄 🙄 , Please!, your little idle threats dont scare me. Your behaving quite childish Edna. Shame on you. Oh, I just noticed something, you know that little picture under your name and 'magic'. Well that witch has a really BIG fat ass 😈 😛 ....P.S. Ush called you, and I quote, 'a stupid bloody witch'. You can look in the welcome section to see exactly what I'm refering too! *Looks at Ush 😛 😈 *

Jinda is STILL missing?

I think he may have an inkling, yes. But the full picture is still unclear to him...

I'm not being childish! This is how I always am! Just lively and quirky! It wasn't a threat! It was a warning. I am renowned for spells that go wrong around here! Just ask keo! She made the mistake of using my broomstick!

Oh and if you are trying to make me mad at Ush then don't bother. Not going to happen. I still don't think you quie get the deal with the two of us yet do you?

(Ush returns Texas' stare, wondering what this cretin is on about).

Tex, I EXPLAINED how it works between myself and Edna. Remember?

Oh Edna I'm sorry! 🙁 Please forgive my quirky, clever and outrageous remarks 🙁 I'm so embarassed 😮 😮 I'm sorry Ush 😮 I dont know what came over me. I think Edna's flashing pumpkins are causing me to loose my mind. There probally the reason I had to start wearing glasses too! I smell a law suite! But all will be forgiven if you hand over those pumpkins! 😈

FAT ASS? FAT ASS?

Why you...!

(restrains from giving Texas a black eye)

strange! When I first met you I thought you were such a polite person. How could I have been so wrong? I am thoroughly offended now! Hmph!

So now you're Schizophrenic too?

Wow Edna, I'm impressed, you spelled schizophrenic correctly! Oh, I forgot, theres a spell check feature! 😛

Oh, Tex... you called her fat... I think you can kiss pumpkins and reconciliation goodbye...

Edna? I'm sorry that I was over-protective to you.

Yes I can spell Schizophrenic! It's basic spelling not nuclear physics! Or are you trying to say I am stupid aswell as having a fat ass? And you think you are getting that smashing pumpkin after insulting me thus? Think again buster!

'Over-protective'? Ush, it looks like you haven't been protecting her at all. I've been terrorizing your woman and you haven't even attempted to stop me. I were Edna, I would be appalled at your grievous lack of action!

She is perfectly capable of taking care of herself, Tex, and I am not about to butt in and protect her unless she wants me to have that job back.

Actually he respects the fact that I can take care of myself! He has learnt to give me space! And you call this terrorising me? Ooh I'm SO scared! I call this you being pathetic and trying to pick a fight that you believe you can win. Not being too successful of course!

Edna, I never said that you have a 'fat ass' I said the witch under your name did. I am not calling you stupid, It's a common known fact that you and Phinney are the worst spellers on the board. If I have offended you, I whole heartedly apologize.

Ok, Tex, please tell us WHY you thought it necessary to say the Witch Avatar had a fat ass? Just an observation, hmm? Taking her for a fool won;t help you.

Hmmm! I can't quite decide whether this is sincerity I hear or backtracking?

And just for the record, I am not a bad speller, just an awful typist!

Ush I accept your apology. Infact no apology needed!

(nods head)

Thank you, Edna... well, I stand ready to be by your side whenever you need me.

Your assistance is not required. But thank you anyway!