To the Usual Suspects: Newsflash

There are some good news and bad news.

The press-showing has been moved from the 27th of October to the 3rd of November as things looks right now. That’s a bit of good news, considering that this may be the case globally, and gives us another real-spoiler safe week. I just don’t know for sure, and I have no idea why this happened. The review guy here at work just told me.
The bad news is just bad for me. Since the review-guy is back from vacation, but there is still a tiny tiny chance.

aww...We're hopin, OMega!!!

Omega for President, i mean preview, i dnt kno what i mean!

am I a usual suspect? 😛

so were the reviews from the apparant screener in NY fake?

I HIGHLY doubt they were fake - Harry Knowles can't review movies to save his life, but he does not lie.

🙂 spoiler safe week

🙁 omega possibly not getting the ticket

Tell him you'll do his laundry for a month if he lets you go, that'll work

Audiohem> I don’t think we ever made a definition of “usual suspect.” If you’re a regular, debates, don’t post spoilers, eat cookies and … erm… have seen both movies… I think that does it 😄

Forumcrew> I can’t when the press-screenings are held in other countries but DK. It being a US movie it’s feasible the press gets to see it earlier there, than over here in Europe.

SpikesSpiegel> Unfortunately he himself is SUCH a fan, that the only option is death. Which IS, I must admit, taking it a little far.

Originally posted by The Omega
Unfortunately he himself is SUCH a fan, that the only option is death. Which IS, I must admit, taking it a little far.

Burlyman> 😆
I know - in two days it's become a joke where I work, that I plot various ways of his demise...
My consolation is, that the 3td of november IS only 48 hours before everyone else. And I do have november 5th tickets.

😬

is that new laughing smily?

Lol ok Omega, I was just kiddin' anyway 😛

so, your not getting in to the press showing? 🙁
you can always sleep your way in 😖hifty:
and i mean hide and sleep where it is being shown the night before 😗

Can I be a usual suspect, Omega? Please.

Originally posted by The Omega
I don’t think we ever made a definition of “usual suspect.” If you’re a regular, debates, don’t post spoilers, eat cookies and … erm… have seen both movies… I think that does it 😄

Ok Omega, here's what we're gonna do. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but apparently nothing else can be done:

You give me the global coordinates of his house and I'll use my naval connections to order a barrage of Tomahawk Land Attack Missiles at him. Don't worry, these are very precise. These days they all come equipped with an Inertial Navigation System (INS), Terrain Contour Mapping (TERCOM), Digital Scene Matching Area Correlation (DSMAC), and of course your good ol' Global Positioning System (GPS). I figure I better use conventional unitary warheads to save on collateral damage (splash damage). Hmmmm. And I'll have to be sure and launch from multiple platforms (probably a set of Destroyers, launching out of there Mk 41, 32 cell, Vertical Launching System) while still achieving simultaneous time on target to add to the surprise. Lastly, I'm gonna need you to do some Battle Damage Assessment to make sure our ... lol ..."re-negotiations" went as planned.

Sound good? Ok, great... Well I'll just be standing by, and you can email me those coordinates if you'd like.

Take care.

Kindly at your service,
Priest

SimplePriest> 😆 Oh, man, I needed a laugh!
I’m getting so freaking p***** off by the numbnut spoiler posting that’s going on.

Slinger> Please fill out the following form: In three copies with a type B2 pencil.
Have you posted any spoilers?
Are you a regular?
Do you eat cookies?
Have you seen The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded (and possibly Animatrix, and know what ETM means)?

I'm gonna fill this out again, to show the newbs how its done...
Have you posted any spoilers? NO
Are you a regular? YES
Do you eat cookies? ALL THE TIME, AND I HAVE A DANCING BANANA
Have you seen The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded (and possibly Animatrix, and know what ETM means)? ALL OF THE ABOVE, MULTIPLE TIMES.

See? So easy, and yet so difficult...
💃WOOHOO!!! I'M A USUAL SUSPECT!!!

Lemme help out, maybe another example will prove useful:
Have you posted any spoilers? Nope, and proud of it.
Are you a regular? You bet.
Do you eat cookies? Actually, I just got back from eating my chocolate chip cookies.
Have you seen The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded (and possibly Animatrix, and know what ETM means)? Matrix: 48 times. Reloaded: 26 times. Animatrix: 8 times. ETM=I've beaten it about 16 times (each character).
And, I am a usual suspect as well. So ha!