ok this one is length its the smith monologue.. but i think its pretty good im posting the original too..
Did you know that the first Forum was designed to be
a perfect online world, with no spoilers; where everyone would be
happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the posts.
Entire threads were lost. Some believed that we lacked the
programming language to describe this spoiler free forum, but I believe
that as a species, Spoiler-posters define their reality through casuing misery and suffering. So the perfect spoiler free forum we dreamed, but those newb's primitive cerebrums kept trying to post spoilers. Which is why The Spoiler Game thread was created, and many sigs were redesigned to this...the peak of our forum.
original:
Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be
a perfect human world, where none suffered; where everyone would be
happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program.
Entire crops were lost. Some believed that we lacked the
programming language to describe your perfect world, but I believe
that as a species, human beings define their reality through misery
and suffering. So the perfect world we dreamed, but your primitive
cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why The Matrix was
redesigned to this...the peak of your civilization
"The Spoilers are a system Neo. That system is our enemy. When ur in the forums, u see idiots, morons, the very minds of the people we want to kill, but until we do, these people are still posting spoilers and that makes them our enemys. You hav to understand, most of these people hav no friends and no life, and many of them hav a goal to piss off everyone that they will fight to achieve it. Were u listening to me Neo, or were u reading another gay spoiler. Look again." *Smith has a gun pointed at his wang, about to shoot.
i cant come up with one yet but i like this one from burlymans sig:
This.. this isnt The Matrix forum?
No. It's another spoiler training program designed to teach you one thing. If you are not one of us, you are one of them
What are they?
Newbies.
They can move in and out of any forum still hard-wired to the internet. That means that anyone we haven't unplugged is potentially a spoiler poster. Inside the forums, they are everyone and they are no one. We have survived by hiding from them by running from them. But they are the thread-starters. They are guarding all the threads. They are holding all the keys, which means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to fight them.
Someone?
I won't lie to you Neo. Every single man or woman who has stood their ground, everyone who has fought a spoiler poster has died. But where they have failed, you will succeed.