JOKE@ The Sex Therapist

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JOKE@ The Sex Therapist

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date in quite sometime. Afraid she might have something wrong with her she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her personal physician recommended Dr. Wang, a well-known Chinese sex therapist. So she went and saw him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Wang took one look at her and said, "okay, take off aw your crows."

She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him.

"Now, " said Wang, "get dow on knees and craw reery, reery, fass away from me to the other side of room."

Having done that Dr. Wang said, "okay, now turn around and craw reery, reery fass to me." Once again she obliged.

Dr. Wang slowly shook his head, "okay, your probrem vaywe, vaywe bad, you have Ed Zachary Disease.....worse case I ever see....that why you not have dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Wang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 that was friggin hilarious!

Hang on. Is he saying she has a hairy ass or a butt ugly face?

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theres been alot of 'ass' talk around here lately 😂

RC, that is probably the oldest joke in the world.

But still worth a giggle though. 🙂

Texas himself likes to talk out of his ass, I've noticed.

Originally posted by mechmoggy
RC, that is probably the oldest joke in the world.

But still worth a giggle though. 🙂

But I am old so it doesn't matter.

Originally posted by jedi212guy
Texas himself likes to talk out of his ass, I've noticed.

Oh good so I am not the only one to have noticed then!

jedi212guy

Sorry, cant help it if I'm an anal extrovert😄

Oh my god!

Who's Ed Zachary? 😕

Are you serious?

Mmmm, yes. We don't have their kind here.

Not even he is that dumb! 😂

😂

Originally posted by R.C
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date in quite sometime. Afraid she might have something wrong with her she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her personal physician recommended Dr. Wang, a well-known Chinese sex therapist. So she went and saw him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Wang took one look at her and said, "okay, take off aw your crows."

She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him.

"Now, " said Wang, "get dow on knees and craw reery, reery, fass away from me to the other side of room."

Having done that Dr. Wang said, "okay, now turn around and craw reery, reery fass to me." Once again she obliged.

Dr. Wang slowly shook his head, "okay, your probrem vaywe, vaywe bad, you have Ed Zachary Disease.....worse case I ever see....that why you not have dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Wang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

😂

Ron Jeremy - Stop bumbing old threads for no reason.

report him

Is it against the rules?
It's annoying as hell but I'm not sure if it's against the rules..