The Niagra Falls Guy.
Did you hear about the guy who went over Niagra Falls the other day? He was the first man to ever be recorded going off the falls with no barrel or any sort of protection. I think it was a botched suicide and now he's broken a new world record! Classic. He's also been banned from Canada except for his trial, and authorities said he drank vodka and was depressed before he did it! Is there anybody more amazing than this man?