50 reasons why bananas are crap!
Some of you might have seen this before, but i found it amusing...so....
Also you can use this tread to post random crap like this......
50 reasons why bananas are crap!
1. Their name has to many na's in it !
2. Politisions like them
3. I misspell politicians
4. Monkeys eat them
5. Cat's and Dog's don't eat them
6. If there were more of them there wouldn't be world hunger
7. They cost too much, especially at the deli that I work at
8. I work at a deli
9. Bananas are sold at the deli
10. Bananas have skins
11. The deli doesn't have a skin
12. Bananas are yellow
13. Monkeys, cats and dogs aren't yellow
14.
15. This page hasn't got an awesome background
16. For the price of 6 * 10E683455 bananas you could get a Doctor 64
17. Doctor 64's aren't yellow
18. Doctor 64's aren't even remotely related to bananas being crap
19. Unless you dropped a banana into the doctor 64
20. But if it really was a doctor, it'd make itself better, but it's not
21. Bananas don't look like a gun
22. People imitate bananas being guns
23. Banana's are crap guns
24. Monkeys can't use guns unless trained by scientists
25. I own science
25. Bananas can't fly around a table with it's arms outstretched imitating a plane
26. Banana's can't speak pig latin
27. Bananas can't be coloured in by crayons
28. I missed number 14
29. Number 28 had nothing to do with bananas
30. Neither did number 29
31. Banana's are conspiracists waiting for the right moment
32. The Secret service knows about the bananas
33. There aren't enough banana hunters in the world today
34. Metallica rule
35. Number 34 must be taken into account and accepted
36. Metallica haven't written a song about bananas
37. Bananas can't write songs
38. Bananas can't answer telephones
39. Bananas get squished easily
40. Bananas can't play MK4
41. This font colour is not pink
42. Bananas don't look like this font colour
43. Bananas aren't in bold
44. I've written bananas so many times it's beginning to loose all meaning
45. Bananas have no impact on the price of the stock market
46. A yahoo search on bananas will give you nothing important
47. Bananas are insignificant
48. They grow on weird trees
49. Then they get eaten in less than 30 seconds after being shipped half way round the world
50. Bananas, if they could, would like hanson.
51. There's 51 points even though there was only meant to be 50