Hockeyface:
2. "F*ck you! Karloff can rot in hell for all I care!"
"Karloff? Sidekick? F*CK YOU! Karloff does not deserve to smell my sh*t! That limey c*cksucker can rot in hell for all I care!"
Martin Landau, Ed Wood
EDIT: Whoops...looks like the first one was answered already.
Snakeyes:
1) Eat the ham llama! Eat the ham!
The Emperor's New Groove?
2) Hey! Hey, he fell on the cab! I think he's dead.
Jamie Foxx, Collateral
3) 1000, 1001, 1002, 1003. Wow, I can hardly lift my right arm I did so many. I don't know if you heard me, but I did over 1000.
Will Ferrell, Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy
Originally posted by Sparkle
Ok, here are some more:-1) It must have been terrible for you, ----. Must have been terrible. Well, it bloody is now!
2) Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake.
3) I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.
4) Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy?....
5) You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
2 is from Unbreakable ...