Harry Potter vs. James Bond.

I would 😈

all by yourself?

And my henchmen muahahaha evillaugh

you have a skinny tall one and a fat short one? 😱

how'd you guess?!?!?! 😱

I'm hired as the short fat one 😛

you're not short nor fat 😉

that's why you'll fail to conquer the world: you can't hire the right people 😛

shame on me ❌

luckily I'm here to help you out 😉

but you're still neither short nor fat 😉

heck, I'm not gonna fire myself 😛

I wont either 🥷

of course not, we need a brutal dictator in the end 😉

and I'll be the charismatic seperatist

I'd kill you 😛

can I chose how? 😄

how 😱

the only fun way to go 😉

Jumping from a plane?

you still have a lot to learn 😉