!!!christmas!!!

True..can i sit on your lap Burlyman?

me first 😗

form an orderly que

Me 2nd then!! 😄

I don't like people sitting on my lap coz I'm a gurl and santa is a boy so he likes people sitting on his lap(specially lap-dancers)

😗

i took lap dancing lessons! can i sit on your lap now?

✅ hubba hubba

YAY *goes and sits on BM's lap*

burly like that ..i mean santa realises you are a nice little girl ...presents for you

😉 **gives santa a big kiss on the cheek**

I have been a very good girl santa

😉

i took ballet classes 😉 ima flexible.......very flexible 😇

Im flexible too. I took other lessons aswell, not just lap dancing. 😉

some things you just dont need lessons for 😉😗

😂

That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been ABOUT! Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to yor gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your GARBAGE! I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice... THE AVARICE NEVER ENDS! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue!" Look, I don't wanna make waves, BUT this WHOLE Christmas season is STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! - Grinch 😐

very nice 😄 i love that movie

You're a hunka hunka burnin Who!