All hail our devine diva Tex!

Where's there's a red carpet there's a diva!

I know you rodents couldn't go without my graceful presence for 2 minutes!!! Now now, fear not, The Diva Devine has returned!

**el_barto bows to his new master**

*is lost in crowd of press photographers* good to have you back 🙄

oo oo a male fan...this is so exciting..*gets a chair and popcorn*...continue worshiping each other....😄

*worships diva while manicuring nails* 😄

*goes to protest the upcoming lack of MAtrix movies, worshipes Diva from the distance while checking out Darly from glassjaw*

**drinks bear and smokes cigaretes while worshiping**

I feel like Snow White, surrounded by all the little people!

i resent that 😛

*stops worshiping* *coughnotworthycough* 👿

A little motivation

**el_barto talks in his ralf voice "i like being little"**

Being a diva is such hard work!

*gets naughty ideas from the smilie* 😱 damn you Tex 😛

ooo lets not get into that silver...thats just creepy..😑

*pretends to worship the diva, but seeing how Diva is blonde...dirty one too.... pretends to worship*🙄

well its not my fault i swear 😇
*brings in bjork merchandise for the diva* 😖hifty:

hahaha...this keanu reeves....that will make you forget.....😉

Silva, one night with keanu or a month with diva?!?!

damn hard choice 😱
lol i don't even know Tex 😛
so i go with keanu.......damn the things we would do 😇

Hard choice...🙄

who would you rather Bangkok...damn Keanu or Tex....👿

Keep that untalented, pasty faced bum looking Keanu out of my thread! 😠

😒 take that back, at least he looks like the sex he was born into, unlike bjork 😈

still like i said keanu all the way 😍