Enormous Penis
Artist: Davinci's notebook
Title: Enormous Penis
whenever life gets you down
keeps you wearing a frown
and the gravy train has left you behind
and when you're all out of hope
down at the end of your rope
and nobody's there to throw you a line
if you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
come on and take a walk in my shoes
never worry bout a thing
got the world on a string
cuz i've got the cure for all of my blues
(long pause)
I take a look at my enormous penis
and my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
and the happy times are coming to stay
I got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants
and the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous penis
and everything is goin' my way
(whistling)
zu ve zu zab faf fav ve doo vee vu jab vav sah vah yay fo ya fas fas fa shooby-do-wahhhhh
zuh buh zay fa fa fa day nah vah
PENIS
za dum zoob bah-day n doot boh doi yow
everybody
I take a look at my enormous penis
and my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
and the happy times are coming to stay
I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
and the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous penis
and everything is goin' my way
my trouser monster
everything is goin' my way
my meat is murder
everything is goin' my way
size doesn't matter
everything is goin' my waaaaaay
dummmm