Miscellaneous One-Liners and Mottoes

Started by lil bitchiness2 pages

Yes i do!!

YES I BLOODY DO!!

Okay then. *puts in ear plugs*

you dont want to listen to me no more🙁...is that it?! *sobs, while in a dramatic pose*

What? 😂 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I gotta go cuz the sex scene in Monster's Ball is about to happen. That's some good acting! 😱

HELL YESSS!!!!! 😱

yeah that scene is so realistic its scary!

😂 a lil bit to realistic if u ask me TM

well seeing as its halle berry in that scene, i say the more realstic the better 😄

HUBA HUBA *makes obscene jestures with hands* HONK HONK

🤘 🤘 😖hifty:

My all time favourite one-liner:

Hang the extremists.

Not funny, I know, but I like it.

Here's one: "Hatreds are never resolved by hatred. By love alone are they solved."
I got it out of the "teachings of Buddha" book in a hotel room in Canada. Buddhism rocks!!!! Damn it I have to go now.....

Oh and one more: "Sic semper tyrannus" meaning "thus ever to tyrants" or "this is the way tyrants are treated" That's what John Wilkes Booth shouted after killing Lincoln. Very sad.