Kid Jokes

boy- isnt the principel a dummy?

girl-Say do u know who i am?

boy-No.

girl- i am the princepels daughter

boy- do u know who i am

girl- no

boy- thankgoodness

teacher- Billy if u have a dallor and you ask your father for another one how money dallors will you have?

Billy- one dallor

Teacher- (sadly) obviously you dont know ur arithmetic

Billy- (sadly) obviously you dont know my father

Teacher- George will you please go up to the map and point out where america is.

Geaorge- Here it is.

Teacher-Correct. Now class who discovered america

Class- George!

Teacher- John i hope i didnt see you look at toms paper now

John- I hope you didnt either

Billy- I dont think i deserve a zero on this paper

Teacher- Me either but it is the lowest grade i can giv you

Teacher well there is at least one thing good i can says about ur son

Father- what is that

Teacher- with grades like these, he couldnt be cheating

Substitute teacher- Are you chewing gum?

Billy- No i am Billy Anderson

Tommy- Would you punish me for sumthing i didnt do

Teeacher- Of course not.

Tommy- Good, beacuse i didnt do my homework

Teacher- Ok ellen giv me a sentence that begines with the letter "I"

ellen- I is

Teacher- No No always start a sentence with "I am"

Ellen- ok. I am is the ninth letter in the alphabet

The children of the classroom where told to make a sentence with there four words Defeat Deduct Detail and Defense. Billy a slow learner raises his hand and the teacher happy he decided to participate calls on him. Billy stands infront of the class and thinks then says.

Defeat of deduc went over defense before detail.

Teacher- Sammy how can one person make so maney stupid mistakes in one day

Sammy- I get up early.

Here is some advice from kids age 8 to 14

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparets.

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching

Wear a hat when feedig seagulls.

Sleep in your cloths so youll be dressed in the morning

Never ask for anything that sots more then five dollars when your parents are doing taxes.

Never bug a pregnet mom

Dont ever be to full for dessert

When your dad is mad and asks you DO I LOOK STUPID dont answer him

never tell your mom her diets not working

Dont pick on your sister when she is holdin a baseball bat

When you get a bad grade in school show it to your mom when she is on the phone

Never try to baptize a cat

Never spit when on roller coaster

Never do prank at a police station

Beware of caferteria food when it looks like it is moving

Never tell your lilltle brother to paint the family car

Forget the cake. GO for the icing!

when i get home i will post the thing a fifth grade tezcher did with her class she had like wrote half of a well known quote and then she paassed out a pices of paper with the half written qupotes and the kids had to try to finsih them and it was histiracl what they wrote u cant relize how dumb kids r some time

v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v. funny

well thank u ur the first to post on it in the last two days

well im the only one with a sense of humour

They funny 😆

ok 1 of 2 with a sense of humour