Have an Ale

Hey everybody! Come in, sit down, have an ale...

So, heard any scary stories lately?

... What do you mean? It's almost time for Halloween, and you don't have any scary stories???

🙄 Alright, so, if you know any SHORT ones (not even a half-page), post 'em here! I'd like to be creeped out a little.

And if you don't know any scary ones, just come in and talk.
🙂

Thanks for all the replies, you guys... 🙁

Guess my ale isn't good enough.

aw its alrite 🍺

oh wait! i gotta good one! its a bit corny, but it sounds much better when you tell it to someone. i'll post it next time though, i gotta do some boring shit now.

Yes, okay. I've got a good one...

There was this guy who walked into a tavern and saw...

DUM DUM DUM!

...A Wizard!!

Bwahaha!

Once upon a time... J.J. died!

Don't mind if I do!

DN is late... I WANT MY VODKA!!!!

I'm here now. Want an ale, James Bond?

I got a funky lil' story to tell. Yesterday at the dance, I was in a black cat costume. I walked around in front of some people and caused them bad luck... ie; spilled hot chocolate and messed up makeup.