If you were an animal what would you be?

Started by MarioX20 pages

i would be a crow, since they taste good 🙂

Originally posted by crazy_c
I think I would be a rabbit or a horse
stay away from France then.

I would be any ape/monkey/lemur/human.

If you were an animal what would you be?

I like being a human, but I presume the question means nonhuman animal, in which case I would be an orca. Why? Big, strong, intelligent, travel in pods, top of the food chain, and could travel the world.

a falcon.... 😄

but if we could count non-exsistant animals....

a DRAGON!!! 😱

A dragon, Jaguar, or a wolf

a cat

Cat, wolf, dragon. 😐

an earthworm.................earthworm jim???

Hmm.. I'd either have to be a rabbit or a pig..

Rabbits, are cute, everybody loves them, and they have sex constantly..

Pigs, are cute, (in an ugly sortof way), eat alot and nobody cares, and have three hour long orgasms..

The debate is up between the wolf, the orca, the Inland Taipan, and a raptor of some sort.

A Ninja Turtle ✅

if u were an animal?

if u could be ne animal that exists, has existed or is just a figment of your imagination, what would it be and y?
I'd probably be a bird so that i could shit white.

Nah.

Originally posted by Barker
Nah.
Ive never seen a Nah before, if heard they are almost extincted 🙁 the poor wee Nahs...almost gone forever

no the nah is a small reptile indigenous to Zimbabwe it likcks its own testicles more than any other animal

You already are an animal, dumbass. unless you're not human.

for those who disargee:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human

http://mimi.essortment.com/characteristics_rbrc.htm

I would be a cat! a black cat! Black because, I think black cats are beautiful.

This thread has been done before.

Originally posted by Darth Grathius
no the nah is a small reptile indigenous to Zimbabwe it likcks its own testicles more than any other animal

Good one.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
This thread has been done before.

what animal would you be?