Queeq's Asteroid Arcade and Alcohol Hang-out

Can't be too long.

Nice to see you, Phin!

Security? Good! Start throwing out some of these drunks, their cramping my style 😎 😮‍💨

(Edna emerges from her office. She glares at Ush and then sits on her own in the corner and starts to read her book. "1001 ways to curse that Jerk!"😉

Hey Ush! I'll break your leg for you if you want!

That line is forming behind me 😄 😈

Seeing her all along in the corner, reading a book about cursing a Jerk, that's so sad!

Hmm... who is this jerk that Edna could be trying to curse...

I think it's you.

Me? What a strange idea; she doesn't think I'm a jerk!

Jerk...Jerk...Jerk...Jerk...Jerk...Jerk...Jerk😉 😈

What? Where?

Edna, the next book you need to read is '1001 ways to get that jerk out of denial!"😛 😈 😉

talking out of experience?

Hmmm, jerk denial and the current theory's there-on. Sounds like the type of subject that requires a website of it's very own.

www.jerkden.com

No, no can't have that..... loads of pervs will get the wrong end of the stick. 🙄

oops, didn't think for a second that it'd come up as a link! Good job it goes no place sordid. That'll teach me. 😮

Edna dear, you do need to be careful...magic can occasionally backfire.......

*A black probe droid enters the establishment, checking out how things are going. Hovers over the bar and drops holomessage for the lot, then hurries out to report back to base*

*holomessage begins to play, showing the illustrious Lord Chaos from his vacation address: "Greetings, fellow board members. Enjoying the space slug? I am enjoying my vacation here on the Isle of Sith. A very inspirational place this is, better hold on to your seats upon my arrival. 😈

Back in a couple of days. Bye*

Hurry back darling.

Now where is my drink?

queeq's bot nicked it.

So... you feeling ok, Edna?

I was until I saw you yes! 😂