Queeq's Asteroid Arcade and Alcohol Hang-out

*starts to whistle innocently*

like a retard

*starts to sing*
Like a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard! retard! retaaaaaaaaard!

Tries not to laugh*

It's Phinneeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! 😄

*cranks up ToMacco Slapping Machine*

Hold on Gundy, I've got an industrial sized TSM here which is so big it needs three phase. 😈

I should have put a patent on that thing.

errrr, no
Mah made it and gave it to me 😛

But it's got my name on it.

because you are the one spending the most hours on it

*throws his drink in yerssots face*

hmmm ... beer... yum

Hey, what the hell did I do that for?

because I like beer

Put your mouth on the beer tap. I'll hold your legs up, and you chug. We call this a kegstand.

*steps away slowly from ToMacco*

Get back here. Let's see how much you like beer! I'll go next! 🤣

not with YOU touching my legs!

Alright, but you don't know what your missing! Who wants to do a kegstand? 😮‍💨 😮‍💨