Ok, we have some peppers. some chilli, some Jack Daniels, some wonderful home-made stock.
LET'S START COOKIN'
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Hey! NO-ONE is going near Derek!
RAT
RatcatSenior Member
*Swedish Chef Voice.*
Ursty, bursthy, burshty.
Furst we take da peeeppers!
Den dud Schtock, und now de Derek.
Ursty, bursthy, burshty.
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Get away from that skeleton, you Swedish butcher!
FIN
fintiSenior Member
butcher the swedes in stead 😈 😈 😂
USH
UshgarakPaladin
A-HA! I have a psychotic Norseman on my side now!
BTW, Finti, I guess Queeq will want some appropriate music here by the time he gets back. Well, it's 80's arcade machines, so how about 80's music?
RAT
RatcatSenior Member
How about Michael Jackson: Beat It.
For the eggs in the Derek Ommelette?
USH
UshgarakPaladin
That's the most revolting idea I have heard in a while...
DIM
DimCreativity
If you guys don't hurry, Derek's going to start to turn..
KEO
keokiswahineConfusion
turn into what? dimmy??? soup bones????? 😂 😂
YER
yerssotSenior Member
And now I found the superglue! Is it too late?
TEX
TexasYumsz
Yeah, I think it's a little too late for the super glue Yersott, besides, it would probably clash with RC's skeleton sauce 😄 You know what goes great with skeleton?, bat wings!...I know I saw that bat flying around here somewhere 😈
YER
yerssotSenior Member
Ush, put your lightsabre away and search that bat!
USH
UshgarakPaladin
As the Bat is actually a Hutt, you would be well advised to stay well clear.
And I don't know what you guys are on about. Derek is still safe and sound with me. Still in two pieces, but Edna can handle that...
TEX
TexasYumsz
No skeletons, no bats, is there anything to eat in this place? *grabs menu* Fried Ewok? Yummmmmmmm 😈
DIM
DimCreativity
No, keo..I meant that he's gone bad..time to throw him out with the sour milk.. 😱
KEO
keokiswahineConfusion
Dimmy, then Edna would start her non-stop incantations over her boiling kettle of secret potions. 😱 😱 😕 😕 😈 😈 😈
YER
yerssotSenior Member
If Derek is with you Ush, WHICH skeleton am I holding than?? 😕
TEX
TexasYumsz
Where did you get that filthy skeleton Yersott? That's not Derek, he's over there with Ush. Put that filthy thing outside and come have some fried Ewok with me. *offeres Yersott fried Ewok toes*
EW
Edna WitchMagic
What on earth is going on here? **gasps** DEREK! Right who is responsible for this?