Queeq's Asteroid Arcade and Alcohol Hang-out

Started by Ratcat157 pages

Ok, we have some peppers. some chilli, some Jack Daniels, some wonderful home-made stock.

LET'S START COOKIN'

Hey! NO-ONE is going near Derek!

*Swedish Chef Voice.*

Ursty, bursthy, burshty.

Furst we take da peeeppers!

Den dud Schtock, und now de Derek.

Ursty, bursthy, burshty.

Get away from that skeleton, you Swedish butcher!

butcher the swedes in stead 😈 😈 😂

A-HA! I have a psychotic Norseman on my side now!

BTW, Finti, I guess Queeq will want some appropriate music here by the time he gets back. Well, it's 80's arcade machines, so how about 80's music?

How about Michael Jackson: Beat It.

For the eggs in the Derek Ommelette?

That's the most revolting idea I have heard in a while...

If you guys don't hurry, Derek's going to start to turn..

turn into what? dimmy??? soup bones????? 😂 😂

And now I found the superglue!
Is it too late?

Yeah, I think it's a little too late for the super glue Yersott, besides, it would probably clash with RC's skeleton sauce 😄 You know what goes great with skeleton?, bat wings!...I know I saw that bat flying around here somewhere 😈

Ush, put your lightsabre away and search that bat!

As the Bat is actually a Hutt, you would be well advised to stay well clear.

And I don't know what you guys are on about. Derek is still safe and sound with me. Still in two pieces, but Edna can handle that...

No skeletons, no bats, is there anything to eat in this place? *grabs menu* Fried Ewok? Yummmmmmmm 😈

No, keo..I meant that he's gone bad..time to throw him out with the sour milk.. 😱

Dimmy, then Edna would start her non-stop incantations over her boiling kettle of secret potions. 😱 😱 😕 😕 😈 😈 😈

If Derek is with you Ush, WHICH skeleton am I holding than?? 😕

Where did you get that filthy skeleton Yersott? That's not Derek, he's over there with Ush. Put that filthy thing outside and come have some fried Ewok with me. *offeres Yersott fried Ewok toes*

What on earth is going on here? **gasps** DEREK! Right who is responsible for this?