Queeq's Asteroid Arcade and Alcohol Hang-out

USH help me?

Hmm, the drunken Witch has mistaken me for my evil clone... do K try and reason with her or bluff this out by pretending to return as me?

Ehh, I'm not the lying sort.

(Lies Edna down on the floor)

Edna! Fear not! It is I, Ush, your Paladin and part-time protector!

No you're lying! Stop it! Let me go! Please! **Edna is in tears and feeling very desperate. She pulls out the chopstick that is holding up her long hair and thrusts it with all her might into Ush's leg**

Luckily, being a Jedi has its advantages...

WHOA!

(Ush dodges the chopstick and leaps backwards)

Edna! Stop it! Um... ok! Ok! I didn;t hold onto the brrom properly, Edna! It wasn't your fault at all! I was trying to hold onto YOU instead! I'm sorry...

**Edna looks up confused. Tears streaming down her face**

What?

(Ush kneels down by Edna and takes her hands gently)

I didn't want you to keep thinking of me as a stupid Jedi... but I just wanted to hold you close during the journey... you went all strange and wibbley so I fell off, that's the truth... you didn't get the spell wrong at all! It was all my fault! I'm so sorry...

Ush? Is it really you?

Yes! And I can prove it!

(Kissed Edna. not playfully this time but PROPERLY...)

Edna kisses him back and then pulls away and slaps him before pulling herself up, still swaying slightly and tries to walk away from him.

(Rubs his face)

Hey...

(gets up and chases Edna, laying a hand on her shoulder)

Edna!

(She shakes his hand off of her and loses her balance, falling onto the chair. Ush now looms over her)

I can't believe you lied to me! All this time! How dare you?

I was so tired of you thinking I was useless... and may I remind you that there would have been no danger in the first place if you hadn;t used a one person spell on BOTH of us!

I told you it was dangerous. I trusted you to do as I told you! You let me down and then lied about it. Making me feel bad bcause my incompetant magic had created Uush when it was you all along! How could you! I'm sorry Ush! I just don't want to be around you right now. I can't bare to look at you at all. Please leave me alone.

(Edna pushes him aside and runs to her office in tears slamming the door behind her)

But... but...

DARN IT!

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's of to TF.N I go.

Tra lalalaa lalala lala Hi Ho, Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho....

Traitor! You never did like queeq's bars...

*tips back in her chair as she laughs and drinks her maultini*
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

*Dim knocks the table Mechmoggy is sitting at*

Oh good god NO, you've crashed my Spectrum!! I was nearly at the end of the tape as well. Never, ever, never invade a Spectrum's space when trying to load a big game like Skool Days.

Boo hoo. 🙁

woah freaky, day time bar man, clocks in...

Now, let's ALL buy a drink for Ush. And PLAY SOME MUSIC HERE.
And please close the door when you come in!

Hmmmmmm...sorry mech.
*scoots her chair to the other side of the table*