That reminds me of that joke.....
Bloke walks into a doctors and says....
It hurts when I touch my head *touches head* ouch!
It hurts when I touch my shoulder *touches shoulder* ouch!
It hurts when I touch my chest *touches chest* ouch!
It hurts when I touch stomach *touches tummy* ouch!
And it hurt when I touch my hip *touches hip* ouch!
"I know what it is......", says the doctor, "......you've broken your finger." 🙄