Professional baseball, football, hockey. We can waterski and fish in the summers, and ice skate and have snowball fights in the winter. I'd bring you to the best bars we've got. Strip clubs for both sexes. Kick ass movie theators. Batting cages, bowling allies. Stores where you can listen to CD's and watch movies before you buy them. I'll take you to the Mall of America and we'll walk and shop for shit until we puke.