Worst Movies Of All Time

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Originally posted by Edna Witch
I remember being up really late at Uni one night and seeing this film called Joe's apartment. It was quite surreal. Had these cockroaches that spoke. I remember them saying "We know where you live! We live where you live!". Really creepy! It was our ctach phrase amongst my housemates for years though!

Wow, 'the' Edna Witch 😄

You probably have no idea who I am, but recently I've been speaking to a lot of members from 2002 onwards on Facebook and it's made me quite nostalgic about the old days at KMC. You really are one of the old school, so hi 😂

Sucker Punch (godawful).
XXX: State of the Union (godawful; i actually walked out of the cheap theater, lol)
The Twilight Series (godawful).
Knowing (f*cking godawful).

Get Carter remake with Stallone, terrible!

HighLander 2.

Sucker Punch

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Sucker Punch

Indeed. In fact, I think he's kind of an overrated director overall.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Indeed. In fact, I think he's kind of an overrated director overall.

I'll object to that.
However we still have yet to see what Snyder does with Superman...

Hm.. now that you mention it, his style might work well for Superman. As long as he doesn't make Superman dance and go into imagination land.. lol

Worst F* Movie of all time... "The Happening"....

It's so bad you just got to see it. A perfect storm of shit.*
It looks like a parody from a 1960's bad sci-fi movie...nothing makes sense.. An hour and a half into the movie, the girl is yelling what is happening, you know what is F happening, Mark walBerg, doesnt come up with what an idea to what is happening... The child in this movie, was the most neglected child in this movie... Every child in the history of movies, every child was about to die.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Sucker Punch

I saw Sucker Punch - I was not too impressed nor do I even remember what happened in the film, lol. I remember lots of... CGI effects. That's about it. And some girl getting stabbed. Not a memorable movie. But what made it so bad that it's one of the 'worst movies of all time'? Curious to see what you guys have to say.

Originally posted by rudester
Worst F* Movie of all time... "The Happening"....

It's so bad you just got to see it. A perfect storm of shit.*
It looks like a parody from a 1960's bad sci-fi movie...nothing makes sense.. An hour and a half into the movie, the girl is yelling what is happening, you know what is F happening, Mark walBerg, doesnt come up with what an idea to what is happening... The child in this movie, was the most neglected child in this movie... Every child in the history of movies, every child was about to die.

It really pissed me off because I thought The Happening had some potential. Fair enough, plants killing people. Dafuq. But if it was explained with a scientific reason or mutation or whatever, like they do with zombie apocalypses (lol), it might have worked.

The Happening was bad. Really bad. It reminded me War of the Worlds, with Tom Cruise and Dakota Fanning. hmm

Troll 2 wtf is the matter with you all

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
Troll 2 wtf is the matter with you all

It's the OFFICIAL worst movie of all time - I watched some documentary on it that was pretty hilarious.

I absalutly despise 'Were the Wild things are'! It's probably the worst film I've ever seen in my life! It just totally sucks! I didn't really like Wall-e either, even though most people seem to disagree.

Originally posted by C-3POTheClever
I absalutly despise 'Were the Wild things are'! It's probably the worst film I've ever seen in my life! It just totally sucks! I didn't really like Wall-e either, even though most people seem to disagree.

Me too, I hated that annoying little brat kid who was the main character.. the whole movie sucked smelly socks, the ending was full of shit. (I could not for the life of me understand what the whole movie was about) it was like watching a silent film, there was no plot?

Double Dragon: ROFLMAO
Terminator Salvation: What happened,,, oh yeah. McG!
Armageddon: Bruce Willis' receding hairline saves the day. Looked like a car commercial in some segments. The love scenes were overwhelmingly sacrine, that's probably when Steve Tyler grew a vagina.
Broken Arrow "John Travolta getting fatter and Christian Slater's slide into obscurity"
The Rock: "Snore"
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves: Eeeesh! Kevin Costner...
Speed 2: Embarassing!
The Matrix 2 & 3: What the heck happened? Oh yeah... they ran out of story and ideas.
Superman Returns: What a colossal turd!
The Haunting (remake): Liam Neeson's walk on role, the story was silly too. The CGI was shitty too...
Rocky 5 & 6 "snore"
The Pacifist: Vin Diesel is a one note actor.
The Mummy 3: Sad! Although, the slide started from the first movie.
Batman & Robin: Rubber fetishist porn flick.
Alice In Wonderland: The shittiest 3D conversion ever.
Star Wars: Ep 1 - Between the horrible kid actor and Jar Jar Binks, I could never tell what the other actors were doing when they had to share screen time with the kid and the cartoon. The story itself tried to hard to be all encompassing with the politics and pomp. The scenes of the battle look absolutely dated in the recent blu-ray... it looked like crap then and hasn't aged well.
Transformers 2 & 3: "Yawn" A bunch of CGI cartoons rolling around in front of the screen with Shia LeBeouf screaming "BUMBLEBEE" every few minutes does not a movie, make.

Of course, this is just my opinion. I'll probably come up with more... but it is getting late.

Originally posted by mardook
Double Dragon: ROFLMAO
it is getting late.

I remember this one too.

Hey watch this movie for me on youtube and tell me what you think.. The movie is called Angel and its about a young girl who dreams of becoming a writer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4R4H2akaok&feature=related

be honest. Tell me what you think?

You want us to just randomly watch a movie that you posted in the "Worst Movies of all Time" Thread? lol..

Originally posted by mardook

The Pacifist: Vin Diesel is a one note actor.

😆 I think you mean The Pacifier. I never saw it..

Ghost Rider

JCVD (2008)

Wtf... the movie cut in the ending and he actually started talking away from the movie, talking personal about his life? I can't the F believe that so many people liked this weird adaptation of his movies?