Robocop III has to be pretty high up there. Jetpacks, ninja robots, it had it all.
Somehow I forgot: Skyline. From the idiocy of everyone involved trying to fight, to the aliens when you actually see them, to homeboy turning into one and ending the movie touching his girl on the face then cutting away with him in a Michael Jordan dunk pose, it was one of the worst movies ever to wallow in crap despite it's initial potential.
Originally posted by Ascendancy
This quote is from a hot minute ago, but I don't know how they could butcher something as badly as they did that.
I know right? Max Payne the game already had the story laid out ripe for an incredible movie. Except I would have given Payne a tumor or something in the brain that allowed him to uniquely pump the adrenalin levels in his body to do the slo-mo stuff he did in the game.
The film itself..............DAMMMMNNNNNNNN!! They should've brought that movie up in the movie Ted. It would've been an epic spit in the face in that disaster of a movie.
Yeah, clearly I had no idea how bad movies can really get. I think there should be a $50,000 minimum price tag for all recording devices so that this never happens again.
I think people need to remember this thread is about the worst movies of all time not your poor attention span. *At least explain why you think the movies you mentioned should be on this list.
Anyway, I nominate the following;
Matrix 2 & 3 - The first Matrix was pretty tolerable but the sequels were silly not to mention pointless considering how they concluded the story. The sudden surgence of superfluous characters also dragged out the movie into two parts... the anti-climatic ending did help either. What really left a nasty aftertaste was Trinity's excrutiatingly long death speech... just DIE ALREADY *****!
Superman Returns - Bryan Singer really dropped the ball on this one. He was given rights to play with the origin of Superman and create a new world much like he did with the X-Men. What does he do? He makes an alternate reality sequel to Superman 2.
300 - This looks like one of those old Lexus car commercials with the sepia toned look. I was half expecting a swanky car to be weaving through them CG fields of grass at any minute mowing down Leonidas and his long winded, spittle spewing motivational speechs. He came across like a juiced up musclehead with roid rage.
Anything with Matthew McConnahey - This man is movie poison. Don't believe me? Go ask Contact with Jodie Foster.
2012 - Happy Tree Friends did an episode where a crack follows around one of the characters. Odd, I never thought that I would see it in live action. Bad acting, some lame ass close scrapes and it serves pretty much as an effects reel for the effects houses who provided the VFX masturbation.
Bad Boys 1 & 2 - Holy Crap... the slow mo shots and the sepia tone. The heavy handed way Jerry Bruckheimer and his co. make these movies would be equivalent to jacking yourself off in front of a mirror.
The Uninvited - How can I write something about this when its obvious that it was going to suck anyhow.
The Unholy - This plain sucks.
10,000 B.C. - The production was pretty good looking, the actors were weak as was the insipid story. This could have been an epic movie and I am sick of movies of this type and everyone speaks English except for the antagonists. So much potential for a great movie to have been made but it just did not happen that way...
The Pink Panthern 1 & 2: When you cringe throughout the movie, you know the movie sucks. I subjected myself to both movies to be sure of one thing. Steve Martin is just not funny... anymore... depending on your opinion of him.
The Green Lantern - The movie was crappy. The main characters is completely unlikable and the story was trying to hit too many switches at once. Did we need a love story right at the gate? What is with movies these days. The VFX looked cheap for a big budget movie... heck I have been VFX similar in look and tone to this movie in most Television productions. The only good thing from this was Mark Strong and Sinestro... he carried the film and was sexy as heck too. 😛
The Mummy 2 & 3: The story was ridiculous... Brendan Fraser outruns the sunrise. The special effects were bloated and it came off like a friggin cartoon. Hell, they even made the Rock look cross eyed and doughy. The third one was just plain empty and pointless. The effects actually looked even worse than most VFX of that year. I know most will ask, why I did not include the first movie on here too. Because it was a fun pop corn movie.
Van Helsing: Same director as the Mummy 1 & 2. Only this one has Classic Movie Monsters in it and Hugh Jackman. It kind of started off cool but then the VFX took over. The Dracula in this one outgays the one from Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Originally posted by mardookSuperman Returns - Bryan Singer really dropped the ball on this one. He was given rights to play with the origin of Superman and create a new world much like he did with the X-Men. What does he do? He makes an alternate reality sequel to Superman 2.
10,000 B.C. - The production was pretty good looking, the actors were weak as was the insipid story. This could have been an epic movie and I am sick of movies of this type and everyone speaks English except for the antagonists. So much potential for a great movie to have been made but it just did not happen that way...
Superman Returns had one of the best action/dramatic scenes I've seen & that was the Supes trying to save the crashing jumbo.
Every few months, I'll put that blu-ray on just for that scene.
10,000BC was a strange one. There was several scenes deleted & it all had to do with the sabre toothed tiger. Maybe the cgi let it down but hell the tiger seemed to be an important element in all the promos.
Superman Returns was pretty bad.
Stupid storyline,boring acting.
The last Conan movie was utter crap.
Red. Bruce Willis is getting too predictable in his roles.
Sucker Punch. You can have all the special effects in the world but without a good storyline the movie will suck.
Death Race 2. Stupid movie. First one was better.
Safe. Jason Statham has the same problem like Bruce Willis.
Originally posted by mastagambit
Superman Returns was pretty bad.
Stupid storyline,boring acting.
The last Conan movie was utter crap.
Red. Bruce Willis is getting too predictable in his roles.
Sucker Punch. You can have all the special effects in the world but without a good storyline the movie will suck.
Death Race 2. Stupid movie. First one was better.
Safe. Jason Statham has the same problem like Bruce Willis.