The super making up stuff with words GAME.

Toys need to be washed after adult use

Cream

Cream is part of ice cream.

Dude.

Dude, where's my car?

bunny

A bunny is cute!

Kitten

I ran over a kitten with my car

turtle

Turtle wins race...

Drunk

I got drunk from drinking too much beer

lamp

the light globe in my lamp blew out last night (true story!).

pasta

I ate pasta yesterday (true story)
spaghetti......

I need to sexualize this thread.....
I sucked the spaghetti of Dirty Vader's chest.

sore

My nose is sore

No-entry

saw a girl with No Entry written on the rear of her pants (true story)

dance

I asked her to dance backwards

Slapped

so i slapped her ass

bedroom

we went up to my bedroom

lava-lamp

Men are like lava-lamps, nice to look at, but not very bright

telephones

telephones give me a headache

ibuprofen

ibuprofen(sp)😑 capsules look like the MAtrix Red Pill

chocolate

so i took an ibuprofen and overdosed.

ulcer

oops.....

chocolate tastes like crap

ulcer