Britney Spears

Not looking good.

Is there trouble in paradise for Britney Spears and her hubby?
The couple has acknowledged rough patches in the early days of their marriage, and it looks like having a baby hasn’t helped things. The buzz is that Kevin Federline — who walked out on his pregnant girlfriend and child to be with Spears — isn’t taking too well to fatherhood this time around either.
Since Spears brought home little Sean Preston, his dad has been “a real brat” — hitting golf balls, partying and chatting on the phone into until well until the night, an insider tells Life & Style Weekly. Spears has reportedly complained that she’s “raising two kids now.”
After one particularly nasty row, Federline moved into a friend’s house for three days, according to the mag. But Spears’ mom, Lynne, has reportedly come to the rescue and is helping the couple through its tough patch.
Spears’ rep didn’t respond to The Scoop’s request for comment.

It wouldn't surprise me, but don't forget that the Media LOVE to make stuff up when there isn't anything to report on. There's rumours flying around that one of her insiders has a "raunchy" home video of Brit and Kev, and is threatening to release it into the public. Spears' spokesperson has refused to comment on that as well.

Frankly, I think it should only be a newstory if they were performing normal parenting practices. You know, like tending to the infant, feeding it and nurturing its many needs, etc....

They could release both the footage of the birth and the steamy stuff as a warning video. Something like The danger of sleeping with Fed!!!! It would start like a normal porno, but when it came to the good stuff there would be flashes of the birth. Well the C sertion, but I guess that would be quite of putting. Thou it would of been better or the film to see the screaming and ripping if she had choose to do it properly. And at the end you'd heard a booming mans voice. " Sex with Federline.............. Don't do it!!!!!!!!" Got to admit you'd never do Fed if you saw that movie. They sholu send that to primary schools as a warning, that would real reduce the number of underage pregnancies

Personally, I don't understand why anyone wants kids these days anyway. They all turn into delinquents. They should bring back the cane! 😆

Originally posted by Britrogue
Personally, I don't understand why anyone wants kids these days anyway. They all turn into delinquents. They should bring back the cane! 😆

It seems that Britney only cares about attention.

Yeah right, that's why she approached the Governer about making it illegal for photographers to "stalk" celebrities in their own time............

Dear fans,

Since the bidding for my "jewel encrusted bra" on the Ebay charity auction has exceeded our original expectations, I'm concerned that some of you might be confusing this bra with something that it's not. As correctly stated in the eBay description, this bra was worn by me during promotion of my HBO special, however it is not the one I wore onstage during the Baby One More Time performance. I feel the correct thing to do is remove the item from the auction because I don't want any of you to feel misled. I want to thank everyone for you generous bids that have been made on all of the online items. 100 percent of the proceeds will go towards hurricane relief efforts and I thank you so much for your support!

Love,
Britney

Originally posted by Britrogue
Dear fans,

Since the bidding for my "jewel encrusted bra" on the Ebay charity auction has exceeded our original expectations, I'm concerned that some of you might be confusing this bra with something that it's not. As correctly stated in the eBay description, this bra was worn by me during promotion of my HBO special, however it is not the one I wore onstage during the Baby One More Time performance. I feel the correct thing to do is remove the item from the auction because I don't want any of you to feel misled. I want to thank everyone for you generous bids that have been made on all of the online items. 100 percent of the proceeds will go towards hurricane relief efforts and I thank you so much for your support!

Love,
Britney

Gee, let me think about that one for a moment. I'm an expert in computer technology, with the equivalent of twelve GCSEs and four A-Levels. Yes, as far as I am aware, I am not Britney Spears.

It's called cutting and pasting a letter from another site.................You ought to try it sometime. It's a real time saver.

Originally posted by Britrogue
Gee, let me think about that one for a moment. I'm an expert in computer technology, with the equivalent of twelve GCSEs and four A-Levels. Yes, as far as I am aware, I am not Britney Spears.

It's called cutting and pasting a letter from another site.................You ought to try it sometime. It's a real time saver.

Originally posted by Britrogue
Gee, let me think about that one for a moment. I'm an expert in computer technology, with the equivalent of twelve GCSEs and four A-Levels. Yes, as far as I am aware, I am not Britney Spears.

I'm a football (American)-watching, hamburger-eating, spirit-loving engineer, and I have come to the conclusion that I AM Britney.

Originally posted by Miss Kinky
WOW and look where your gcse's and a-levels got you, a grade A level of sarcasm. Well Done.

Well, what do you expect when you ask questions that are dripping in sarcasm? A suitably sarcastic response.

Originally posted by Britrogue
Well, what do you expect when you ask questions that are dripping in sarcasm? A suitably sarcastic response.

Apparently, so do you. I could have just told you to go f**k yourself, but I took the light hearted approach and used sarcastic humour.
Also, as a suggestion, if you're joking, it's usually a good idea to submit some form of smiley that confirms your intended tone. 😉

Originally posted by botankus
I'm a football (American)-watching, hamburger-eating, spirit-loving engineer, and I have come to the conclusion that I AM Britney.

Hang on a minute, I thought American football was called soccer? Or am I barking totally up the wrong tree?

Originally posted by Britrogue
Hang on a minute, I thought American football was called soccer? Or am I barking totally up the wrong tree?

Please stop barking! 😉

No, Football is football in America, and soccer is soccer. The only thing time we use the word "American" to precede anything of value is in front of the word "Pie."

Alright, G, have you and Kinko's made up yet? How about a nice sing-along to lighten everybody up:

Oops, I did it again
I gave you my heart
uh, don't know the words
I'm not that innocent?