Britney Spears

Started by Britrogue266 pages
Originally posted by Miss Kinky
Thanks for the offer, but I'd rather eat my own face! 😄

That could be interesting. Retarded..............but interesting.

Originally posted by Britrogue
That could be interesting. Retarded..............but interesting.
Now why are you calling me retarded. Is it because you can't take a joke? or are you just plain evil 😈 You told me a little while back to express my jokes etc with smileys, seeing as you omitted that from your post I'll have to assume that you're just a Bi7ch!

Uh huh.....nope, judging by the last comment, I would say that it is YOU who cannot take a joke.
You have to admit it though. I mean, picture yourself trying to eat your own face. Would you use a knife and fork, or would you try and flex your jaw enough to be able to do it? Either way, looks kind of retarded. Therefore, I am not calling YOU retarded, I am calling the idea of eating one's face retarded. You could be a Yale graduate for all I know, so I make a point of not making personal comments about people I don't know.
However, I apologise that you thought the comment was directed at you personally, and can assure you that it was not.

Ahhhh thats it Kinky and BR kiss kissand make up Ill watch if you like 😎

Originally posted by Britrogue
Uh huh.....nope, judging by the last comment, I would say that it is YOU who cannot take a joke.
You have to admit it though. I mean, picture yourself trying to eat your own face. Would you use a knife and fork, or would you try and flex your jaw enough to be able to do it? Either way, looks kind of retarded. Therefore, I am not calling YOU retarded, I am calling the idea of eating one's face retarded. You could be a Yale graduate for all I know, so I make a point of not making personal comments about people I don't know.
However, I apologise that you thought the comment was directed at you personally, and can assure you that it was not.
Ok, but if it was a joke, you should have followed your own advice and used a smiley. Apology accepted kisss FYI I would use a knife and fork...it's much more sophisticated. 😄

Look, I am trying to work as well as post, and I'm now in fits of giggles with the vision of someone eating their own face with a knife and fork! I'm not sure why, but the idea strikes me as very funny. But then, the old retarded stuff always has made me chuckle. Take Britney's classic comment of "I get to fly to lots of oversea places......like Canada."

OMFG, I have a retarded sense of humour! I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not...............

Ok, I'm going to disappear for a while to do some work before I get a good whipping from the bosses (wouldn't mind if I was being whipped by a hunky policeman like my other half, but it'll be from the geriatric doctors.....urgh) so peace dudes.
I'm now seriously thinking about making post Sean (or whatever his bloody name is) Britney sigs. Damn you Botankus for giving me silly thoughts!!!!! Heehee. I'll see what I can do. No doubt there will be some scummy fake pics on the net somewhere! It'll be a laugh I guess.

Hey, how come no one responded to my UK/USA road trip? 🙁

Originally posted by botankus
Hey, how come no one responded to my UK/USA road trip? 🙁
I'm trying to construct a raft, I'll be embarking to the lighthouse alone. I don't like travelling with strangers. 🙂

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
i hate britney spears.

I hate her too. I hope somebody kills her.

Originally posted by Miss Kinky
I'm trying to construct a raft, I'll be embarking to the lighthouse alone. I don't like travelling with strangers. 🙂

See you there. Just look for that wonderful bum of mine and you'll find me.

Originally posted by botankus
Hey, how come no one responded to my UK/USA road trip? 🙁
oh? didn't know there was one....ohwait! this...isn't the booty thread is it? 😕

How much weight does she have to lose post-Baby?

Originally posted by botankus
See you there. Just look for that wonderful bum of mine and you'll find me.
😂 you could make it a bit easier by waving a sign saying Kinko 😉

Originally posted by Fëanor
oh? didn't know there was one....ohwait! this...isn't the booty thread is it? 😕
Bugger off Feanor, you're not invited. I've heard about you on road trips 😉 😄

Originally posted by shugie99
How much weight does she have to lose post-Baby?
Lots, but she still wont look good!

She's not doing too badly though.
I think there's too much pressure on celebrity mums to get back into shape. I mean, I'm all for it, don't get me wrong, but I think you should get back into shape in your own time and because YOU want to, not because the media's going to pick on you until you do. I saw a pic of.....I think it was Claudia Sheiffer (Could of been Elle McPherson....Hmmm..) anyway, they've recently had a baby, and they just look so ill! Reed thin, and really worn out and gaunt.

Ive had three kids and Im still in shape

Yeah, but with all due respect, you always were "Lollypop boy". People like you and P make me sick! Naturally bloody skinny, while the rest of us have to average on a minimum of 200 stomach crunches a day to keep a decent figure. Pah! I spit at you! 😂

😈 (This is my envious face................)

😆 I just saw the picture!