Britney Spears

Started by Revan Souer266 pages

Have an Apple teeny for me, always wanted one of thous

i love brit...until i sang sometimes to revan and he begged me to stop

Thanks to your sig, I've got a good image of what a frozen kiss actually is. I kind of assumed it would be like that, I just didn't know that it required a tongue of Gene Simmons-esque length.

Originally posted by botankus
Thanks to your sig, I've got a good image of what a frozen kiss actually is. I kind of assumed it would be like that, I just didn't know that it required a tongue of Gene Simmons-esque length.

hahahah!

Any new news on Britney besides the upcoming divorce, Crossroads II (where she gets taken out by gangmembers), A greatest hits album of her greatest hits, the baby getting taken away by D-FACS, or Bit-Bit getting put to sleep?

There's gonna be a Crossroads II? 😖

Are you serious?!

Yeah. Here's the press release:

BRITNEY SCHEDULED TO SHOOT BLOCKBUSTER PICTURE
by Jamison Mathis, Associated Press
December 3rd, 2005

(AP) Britney Spears is back in what is destined to be the biggest box-office hit of 2006. Crossroads II: Take out the Trash will be released in June 2006, and is expected to outdraw Indiana Jones IV the first weekend of release.

In this new installment of one of the most popular movies of the past decade, Britney teams up with Christina Aguilerra and Mandy Moore, and together they travel on donkeys cross-country in search of Captain Abab's Gold - which is said to have been buried in the Grand Canyon.

Most of the movie involves the divas bending over and digging in the Canyon, but there is a huge plot twist at the end. The press has been instructed not to give the twist away, but we will say this: One of the divas get left behind and buried in the Canyon...and there are reports that that wasn't even in the script and that the footage was captured during a live incident.

Check out Crossroads II this summer. It's sure to be a blast!

Originally posted by botankus
Yeah. Here's the press release:

BRITNEY SCHEDULED TO SHOOT BLOCKBUSTER PICTURE
by Jamison Mathis, Associated Press
December 3rd, 2005

(AP) Britney Spears is back in what is destined to be the biggest box-office hit of 2006. Crossroads II: Take out the Trash will be released in June 2006, and is expected to outdraw Indiana Jones IV the first weekend of release.

In this new installment of one of the most popular movies of the past decade, Britney teams up with Christina Aguilerra and Mandy Moore, and together they travel on donkeys cross-country in search of Captain Abab's Gold - which is said to have been buried in the Grand Canyon.

Most of the movie involves the divas bending over and digging in the Canyon, but there is a huge plot twist at the end. The press has been instructed not to give the twist away, but we will say this: One of the divas get left behind and buried in the Canyon...and there are reports that that wasn't even in the script and that the footage was captured during a live incident.

Check out Crossroads II this summer. It's sure to be a blast!


😂

Originally posted by botankus
Yeah. Here's the press release:

BRITNEY SCHEDULED TO SHOOT BLOCKBUSTER PICTURE
by Jamison Mathis, Associated Press
December 3rd, 2005

(AP) Britney Spears is back in what is destined to be the biggest box-office hit of 2006. Crossroads II: Take out the Trash will be released in June 2006, and is expected to outdraw Indiana Jones IV the first weekend of release.

In this new installment of one of the most popular movies of the past decade, Britney teams up with Christina Aguilerra and Mandy Moore, and together they travel on donkeys cross-country in search of Captain Abab's Gold - which is said to have been buried in the Grand Canyon.

Most of the movie involves the divas bending over and digging in the Canyon, but there is a huge plot twist at the end. The press has been instructed not to give the twist away, but we will say this: One of the divas get left behind and buried in the Canyon...and there are reports that that wasn't even in the script and that the footage was captured during a live incident.

Check out Crossroads II this summer. It's sure to be a blast!

Are you merely teasing me, or is Indiana Jones IV finally on it's way for release?????? 😕

Originally posted by Britrogue
Are you merely teasing me, or is Indiana Jones IV finally on it's way for release?????? 😕

Last I heard it was still in scripting....and working towards a 2007 release date...

Bloody Spielberg has been taunting me with the release of this film since 1996. 🙁

Isn't Spielberg...it is George Lucas...didn't want to start things while he was doing Star Wars

Can't delay these things, my precious Harrison isn't getting any younger.

Oh Christ! K-Fed has FINALLY done it. He has launched his own website, which I personally haven't been able to bring myself to visit yet.

I don't like him i find him ugly! His own website? What for? Since when did he start having fans?

My guess is, he's preparing himself for the day he outshines Eminem as the world's greatest rapper.................... 🙄

😆

She isn't 'one of those people who get by on their looks'. Pretty people are just everywhere nowadays - so she can't be. She's not afraid to show people who she really is like she has bad days, etc. That's why people like her.
She's *not* a lesbian either. Hellooo?? She got married TWICE last year to GUYS. Kissing a girl doesn't make you a lesbian, even if you do it on MTV infront of millions of viewers 🙂

I guess since every Joe Schmoe has their own website, why can't another average guy (aka KF) do it, too?

again i post the ultimate 😂

I still see some nipple...