Britney Spears

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Celebrity forum... hmm

A bimbo and an idiot divorcing...who ever could have seen this coming?

Im glad she got rid of him... he was almost ridiculous

pears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
1. What the hell are you talking about? 2. You forgot the _.

1) I have no idea.

2) Anal Lube ... Don't worry, I'll pick some up, be ready.

Britney Spears’ shock decision to file for divorce today came after a weekend of heartache sparked when she was left to eat alone at a New York restaurant, In Touch can reveal exclusively.

The pop princess was left in tears at her table as she waited for husband Kevin Federline at The Library restaurant inside New York’s Regency Hotel on November 2. The following night she paid him back when she was a no-show at his tour launch at Stereo nightclub, where she was due to introduce him. He was left scanning the room and checking his Sidekick.

When asked how his wife was, Kevin, 28, admitted to In Touch: “I don’t know.” Later when the DJ played her song “Slave 4 U,” Kevin made a slashing motion across his throat, telling him to cut it off.

Britney, 24, instructed top divorce lawyer Laura Wasser to file papers this morning in LA County Superior Court to end the marriage after little more than two years and two children, Sean Preston, 13 months, and 8-week-old Jayden. In the papers she said they had split just yesterday and cited irreconcilable differences as the reason she wanted to end the marriage.

She was in such a hurry to file, she had to fax her signature to Wasser to affix to the document.

The sudden move goes some way to explaining Britney’s bizarre appearance on last night’s Late Show with David Letterman, when she walked onstage looking better than she has in years in a tight black minidress — proving her point to the world by showing what Kevin will now be missing.

I still don't know if I'm buying this. It could be a publicity stunt

With this merged thread, this is the most action our little thread has seen in months! One smilie: jawdrop haha

Any pics from the Letterman show?

I'll see what I can do

Ok, these are what I've managed to come up with so far:

Comparison to Britters after Sean's birth

More HQ

Taken yesterday. Me thinking the K-FedEx was a really bad influence on her dress sense.........

And another!

Like the third pic. She looks like some heroine on some after-hours Lifetime Network movie. That's sex-ay.

I actually think it's a really nice picture of her. She's got some dress sense finally.

Despite a turnout that included mostly journalists and photographers, Kevin Federline went on with his concert in Chicago at the House of Blues on Wednesday night.

The wannabe rapper put on a shiteous show, several sources in attendance tell PerezHilton.com, and he even boasted to the females in the crowd "I'm single now. Who wants to dance with a pimp???

Ewww. The Federjerk is soooo gross!!

And - this is our favorite thing ever - sources tell us that some concertgoers even came holding FedEx signs.

Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Britrogue
shiteous

LOL! I thought I have come up with or heard every derivation of expletives, but that's a new one for me. I'll have to start using that word!

p.s. Here's one I came up with: "Congratufukilations!" Use that one on Dee the next time she tells you about one of her successes.

I'm sure she'll be impressed

Finally got my collection of Halloween photos through, and I'll start posting some of the best ones.

Malky doing the obligatory hanging out the window on the Motorway pic

Me and Louise freezing our butts off at Clackett Lane

Big G as Santa

Doc Blood, Creepy old man and Darth Maul making their entrance