According to Splash News Online, Britney Spears, happy to grant her mother's birthday wish that she wear a bra and panties in public, showed up to Lynne Spears' birthday dinner wearing only her underwear and a black doilie she tried to pass off as a dress.
I know she's trashy and gross, but I think I'm starting to see the brilliance that is Britney. Kevin, who many say is after the cash, is trying to bluff Britney by asking for custody of the kids. Britney, who has by now outskanked both Hilton sisters combined, is making certain that public opinion, if not the legal system, swings in his favor. As soon as Kevin starts to realize he's actually going to have to raise the kids, he'll back off, leaving Britney alone with her money and her - um - dignity. Oh, and the kids.
Just sit back and watch. This girl is brilliant, y'all.
Ok.......interesting thought