Originally posted by candymae
Britney lost her career already. . .
The fact is, I haven't gone a day without hearing something new and twisted about her. Today it was on CNN.com about her topless picture taken or something, I didn't read it I just saw it on OK! magazine cover on a CNN news story.
Britney hmmmmmmmmmmmm.. well
Rumors are flying that Brit’s newest man is… Criss Angel. The magician. The couple was spotted leaving the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel together at 4AM this morning. Criss was last linked to Cameron Diaz, who used to date Justin Timberlake who used to date Britney! What a fun little incestuous town we live in. Luckily for Criss, when Britney gets naked he can pretend his incredible shrinking penis is some sort of magic trick. 5 bucks says she jumps up and down clapping her hands screaming “Do it again! Do it again!”