Britney Spears

Originally posted by botankus
*yawn* not an exciting day in this forum with Britrogue, Sam, and Miranda all gone.

I think I'll go and do this: 🧑‍⚕️

oops...............I'm back again!

Originally posted by T.M
i found out the other day that the guy in the video for Everywhere i think (the one were she hits her head on the camara) is Stephen Dorff who was Deacon Frost in Blade ✅

That's Everytime honey.....................The video where for some unknown reason, Brit is wandering around in public in a basque with a shirt over the top. Still haven't figured that one out. 😕

o sorry Everytime. i knew it was something like that 🙂

Originally posted by Britrogue
oops...............I'm back again!

Good! Now I don't have to intentionally ignore this forum anymore. 💃

How was your trip? Did you visit Russia or anyplace like that? Or perhaps hang out with the Queen? We all know you're the "Brit"-ney ambassador to England.

Originally posted by botankus
Good! Now I don't have to intentionally ignore this forum anymore. 💃

How was your trip? Did you visit Russia or anyplace like that? Or perhaps hang out with the Queen? We all know you're the "Brit"-ney ambassador to England.

No, but I AM wondering where my invitation was. I'm thinking of writing a formal letter of complaint to the Queen this afternoon actually....... 😂
Didn't go on any trips, just had a few days off to get in a great deal of sunbathing and drinking time. And they were lovely, thank you! xx

Ignore this, my computer is totally playing me up 😠

Originally posted by Britrogue
Didn't go on any trips, just had a few days off to get in a great deal of sunbathing

Just make sure Reven isn't around when you're sunbathing. We all know he likes to distort the actual photograph!

Originally posted by botankus
Just make sure Reven isn't around when you're sunbathing. We all know he likes to distort the actual photograph!

You kidding me? He comes anywhere near me and I'll bash him with an oversized baseball bat. Don't trust him with his moments of peversion.

You guys can keep your outlandish behaviour (like how I spelled "behavior"?) over in Europe, thank you very much. 😛

Originally posted by botankus
You guys can keep your outlandish behaviour (like how I spelled "behavior"?) over in Europe, thank you very much. 😛

Very impressive! For a moment there, I could have sworn you were a European yourself! 😛 😛 😛
I'm no outlander! It's not my fault if people want to take pictures of me! 🙁

Originally posted by Britrogue
Very impressive! For a moment there, I could have sworn you were a European yourself! 😛 😛 😛
I'm no outlander! It's not my fault if people want to take pictures of me! 🙁

Well, you're my favourite Brit, I cannot criticise. In my defence, and to avoid any arguement, I shall say that I find you very skilful as well in your speakings.

Before you analyse the true colour of the dialogue I present, allow me to manoeuvre my words to sort of a draught for which I hold an esteemed licence. I realise we are all ageing, our minds growing shorter by the metre, but we must plough through the mediaeval stagnant quarrelling.

Shall I write a cheque for some tea and crumpets? It would be my honour.

I LOVE tea and crumpets! Can I have Raspberry jam on mine? 😎
Which reminds me. It's about time I got myself a cup of coffee. (You're so sweet!)

Anyway, latest news on the true Brit front, she recently donated $50,000 to a Children's charity. Can't remember what it was called, but it's designed to help children cope with cancer.

I'm going to ask a dumb question here, but what exactly are crumpets? Are they like biscuits?

And shouldn't Britney be spending $50,000 on diapers?

Whoa! That's a hell of a lot of money to be spending on nappies! Anyway, I'm sure she's already got all of that stuff ready.

Crumpets are pretty weird looking things actually. I guess they're kind of like round bread things that you chuck in a toaster. Whatever, they're pretty darn nice!

i prefer scones.....so where are the z twins?

Hey, I just found a couple of crumpets lying around my house. I took a picture for everyone to see:

Originally posted by Fëanor
i prefer scones.....so where are the z twins?

I don't know, they haven't been on since 7/13. At least Britrogue's back.

Originally posted by botankus
I don't know, they haven't been on since 7/13. At least Britrogue's back (even though she's sunburnt and hungover 😛).

Eh, I do that every once in a while. You know, hit "quote" instead of "edit." Pardon me!

I don't do hungover. In theory, I should, especially after all the Passoa and Pineapples I consumed. And as for the sunburn, who told you I was wearing red today? 😕