Britney Spears

Started by Britrogue266 pages

I tell you what, news of the Spears variety is getting few and far between. May have to go back to posting pointless pictures or lyrics. It would be cool if we could post videos or MP3s

hey there's a brand new brit forum open please visit it

http://www.thebritneyforum.tk/

Nice one GM! 😄

BRITNEY SPEARS' first husband JASON ALEXANDER has branded their 55-hour marriage a "s**t" waste of time - because he had no idea she became his wife as a joke.

The TOXIC singer and Alexander exchanged vows in Las Vegas in January last year (04).

But Alexander complains Spears didn't give him time to read the marriage contract when she made him agree to an annulment less than three days later - leaving him without a penny of her $180 million (GBP100 million) fortune.

He fumes, "I never thought the wedding was a joke. I was serious about everything I said. But being married to Britney Spears was s**t.

"People think that I was paid-off but I got zero, nothing. Every time I pull up in my car, people go, 'Britney bought you that, huh?' I want to break their face."

Oh yeah, HE'S not bitter at all..........................

Here ya go with #1, just for you:

😆 Nice sig! Thank you very much.

And that was just a little taste of the masterpieces I am to unveil this week. 😉

clap

I await your new sigs in eager anticipation!

Originally posted by Britrogue
The TOXIC singer and Alexander exchanged vows in Las Vegas in January last year (04).

That's pretty harsh on her, don't you think? 😉
Originally posted by Britrogue
But Alexander complains Spears didn't give him time to read the marriage contract when she made him agree to an annulment less than three days later - leaving him without a penny of her $180 million (GBP100 million) fortune.

I hate weddings like that. You know, where I've got a five-minute limit to rush in and out and get married without reading all the fine print.

😆
Yeah, but Britney DIDN'T make him agree to the annulment. It was completely handled by her Manager and (surprise, surprise) Mrs Lynne Spears. The annulment had to go ahead (apparently) to protect Brit's fortune. Even our Kev has had to sign pre-nups, stating that he has no control or rights to Britney's money. Mr. Alexander is just seriously desperate for publicity.

Yeah, you're probably right. How many book and movie deals does he have lined up?

Absolutely none! He's probably the laughing stock of Kentwood, Louisiana!

Probably so, but I will bet you any amount of money his buddies are jealous!

Most likely. I think he's a bit of a spaz myself, but then, I'm biased. 😈

Looks like Britney Spears is having a boy.

The expectant singer went on an after-hours shopping spree at an exclusive Beverly Hills area baby store where she bought all baby boy clothes.

“Her rep called the store, Petit Tresor, and had it closed down and Britney came in with her body guards and spent about $10,000,” says a source. “She has very good taste, actually: elegant and simple. I was surprised.”

Spears had been in the store several weeks ago where she loaded up on items for girls, but says the source, “That must have been a ruse or for someone else. This was definitely for her unborn child.”

A spokeswoman for the store said she could “neither confirm nor deny” the Spears’ shopping spree. But another source backs up the buzz that baby Federline will be a boy: “They’re mulling several names, but the one they favor is Preston.”

Having got rather bored with the fact that there isn't any real Brit news to mull over, I made a new wallpaper.

Check out this guy from the Movie Discussion Forum:

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
botankus- I think your a cool guy but you have some of the weirdest sig's I've ever seen.

What's so weird about them? You just like your action shots! And you're now changing your more than mine! 😂

What about this one? I think it pretty much sums you up!

Why's that, because I'm blonde and backwards? 😂
Anyway, who told you that I love convertibles?